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TIL carrying things is a feminine trait. Bad news for the moving industry
Bad news for EDC guys…
I hope she’s as nice as possible when she breaks it to the entire military that carrying a pack and rifle is female tendencies
men is it gay to take a thing from one location to another
only if you don’t burn up gallons of cancer fluid to take take 5000 lbs of metal with you. Then, even picking up your kids from school and buying groceries can be a very manly heterosexual activity as long you do it in your shiny 8ft tall tronck.
So true, even my dog gets self conscious if we walk in the neighborhood too much. I need to spend at least 5 dollars is gasoline to ensure I’m getting my dog hetero sexual exercise.
yes unless it’s wrapped in a bandanna, tied to a stick and slung over a shoulder
Walking around, stabbing my pocketknife into nearby pipes to get water when I get thirstyPocketknife
Airport
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If you can bring water into an airport by drinking it, can you do that with knives?
Yes, just drink liquid metal then use kegels to shape it into a blade upon excretion.
Better bet is to just stick it in the bottom of your bag, not say anything and know there’s a 95% chance they don’t find it based on their own internal testing.
That’s how I’ve accidently flown with a knife the last two times I traveled.
Hydration is very gay. Tell me you don’t feel like immediately sucking on a big pocket rocket after a few sips of h2o.
fuck, you’re right
Ah fuck you got me there
Comrades I don’t think we should all be taking the bait so hard
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Poe’s Law been putting in an awful lot of overtime lately
counterpoint: the bait tastes good and even comes with this free sharp metal thingy
This guy in the 1800s showing up to the HMS Terror to go find the Northwest Passage armed only with a pocket knife and nothing else, trying to explain to the crew that carrying things is feminine and gay actually
Dude forgot the most important tradition of the Royal Navy.
imagine carrying a pocket knife around lmao
as someone who works in the trades, I’m almost always carrying a pocket utility knife, though I probably use the screwdriver part more than the knife part
I get you there - multi-tools actually are useful, but I find the actual knife to be the least useful part of it, and i’m too much of a fat white-collar nerd to actually need one day to day
How exactly do you recommend I cut up the hunk of manchego I bring wrapped in a cotton bandana as part of my lunch regularly if not with an Opinel No. 7?
this mf isn’t just biting their cheese chunk lmao
Mods, MODS
i drop my ches
Love your vibe. Is your day job Republican soldier in the Spanish Civil War?
As with all things vaguely Hemingwayesque, it’s merely a show to hide my erectile dysfunction.
I carry a mini screwdriver set around, it’s actually been useful a few times. No pocketknife though.
It can actually be pretty useful, tbh
yeah, living rural or if I were into hiking, i could see the use.
but being a suburbanite australian like 90% of people here, it just seems so alien to me to actually need to carry a knife
Well, in the late eighties Australian men would frequently flourish knives as a part of a competitive mating ritual in front of the females. After which point the challenged male would exclaim, "That’s not a knoife. THIS is a knoife!"and attempt to produce a larger blade. This trend continued until Prime Minister Bob Hawke was grievously wounded by a zweihander after which carrying knives without a permit was banned in Australia
This trend continued until Prime Minister Bob Hawke was grievously wounded by a zweihander after which carrying knives without a permit was banned in Australia
as we all know, Hawkey was actually wasted and mistook it for another yard glass
I wonder if suburbanites do the same thing with knives that they do with pickups and continuously buy knives with larger and larger handles while the size of the blade stays the same
tfw accidentally pommel striking my wife as i take my “pocket knife” out of its scabbard because a homeless man looked at me
I work IT; having a little knife around for boxes or as a screwdriver if you use a multitool type can be surprisingly useful. I don’t really do desk visits/onsite anymore, but definitely helped then.
What do you open boxes or letters with?
What do you pry the caps off bottles with?
You find an edge of something you won’t damage and use that to pop the lid of course.
letters and boxes you carefully open with your hands without ripping them.
What do you pry the caps off bottles with?
anything, spoons, countertops, other bottles, a key (painful), not teeth, anything except the tool designed for it
What do you open boxes or letters with?
a stanley knife I keep in my cutlery drawer
What do you pry the caps off bottles with?
a bottle opener keyring because I’m an alcoholic australian, otherwise a lighter or the side of a table/plank of wood
Ever since I quit smoking I been opening em with a closed pocketknife the same way.
What about cutting stuff? What do you use to cut stuff?
“Dad, I’m thirsty!”
“Not to worry, I’ve got my pocketknife! Now all we need is to find a cactus…Ooh, or one of those vines like in Predator”
Wallets are extremely, wildly gay, the only option for the true alpha male is Burlap Sack of Coins
Every gay person I know drinks water, so yeah seems preeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty gay.
Water is fish cum. Are you doing to drink something that came out of fish dick?
well, i’d drink cum, so
I only ingest masculine bodily fluids. Pussy juice is full of estrogen. It will literally give you titties.
Fellas, is it gay to not die of thirst especially when at an airport?
The only thing men should carry is a 5 inch pocket knife, a Bad Motherfucker Wallet, a huge keychain with a bottle opener and multitool and unapproved Tritium illunimated vial, and a powerful metal flashlight, and a solid metal pen with a gimmick way of opening it, and a little notebook that says “Field Notes” on the cover, and the cover is the same color as the scales on the pocket knife. and a polymer frame Subcompact pistol, and $300 Seiko watch, and a zippo lighter, and a little metal fidget toy or lucid dreaming token, and a leatherman, and a small canvas pouch, and a Sony Xperia I V, and a super old, kind of shitty, really skinny pocket knife, and a titanium ridgewallet, and a Casio calculator watch.
You’re gonna get pretty thirsty carrying all that around. Better bring a Camelback™️
A bottle opener? Fucking weak. Nothing more Fem-coded than using an actual bottle opener to open a bottle. Real men use a cigarette lighter or just the calluses on their hands.
Real men use their bottom teeth to bend the cap open.
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You forgot a set of professional lock picks and a set of sunglasses that have the mirrored parts so that you can see behind you without having to turn all the way around.
