Hahahahahahahaha what the fuck man

Tossing little pieces of gravel through the fence at the side of the guard’s helmet and going “psst! Hey!” while he tries his best to ignore my requests to be magdumped like

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I refuse to take seriously motherfuckers who believe in magical amulets of protection. Does it also give me +3 to initiative rolls against goblins?

I can tell things are going great over there by how every piece of news is something like this

America’s response

Possibly treatler but I’m not sure

I think most county medical authorities accept “hamster” as a cause of death actually

“I can speak to what’s obviously right in front of me, and so can anybody with eyes in their fucking head.”

I’ve always thought my personality would be a double edged sword for being a cult leader. I’m a great storyteller, but I also get bored and leave quickly

What is it with liberals and an absolute fetish for collective punishment of women and kids?

I’ve gotten into sewing recently and it cracks me up how little was put into some of these costumes, or how baffling the choice of fabric is. Very “we ran out of budget but we do have these curtains” vibes, and I appreciate that immensely.

“Go back to chapotraphouse, tankie!”

“What’s a chapotraphouse, and what’s a tankie?”

-the reddit exchange that unironically altered the trajectory of my life

This is how people keep finding Hexbear

Imagining the ceiling of a mosque battlecruiser

I made it more interesting for myself by taking a laspistol and only going for headshots, and now it feels like RDR

I like the Carnival, I like to vibe in Space Chinatown