My fucking life with my wife and son. I honestly hope I get into a car accident with the steering column impaled in my chest so I can call them with my dying breaths to say I love them, only to have them not pick up because their ring is on mute. Then I’d come back as a total DICK of a ghost saying ‘See? I told you to turn your ring volume up!’

Psoriatic Arthritis suffer here. I feel your pain (literally).

He wants it moved to Federal Court to increase his chance of eventual pardon. Fuck off, traitor.

Pro-America is a nice goal. But if one of the two political parties in this country is:

Anti Voting Rights

Anti Education

Anti Environment

Anti Library

Anti Women’s Rights

Anti Freedom of Religion (except for, y’know, that one)

Anti Veteran

Anti Healthcare

Anti Tax Reform

Anti Goddamned Peaceful Transfer Of Power After An Election

Then you’ll have to excuse me if I don’t buy the ‘both sides are the same’ bullshit.

Moderator: What is your stance on Voting Rights and Democracy?

Any Candidate: The real question the American People are concerned about is the woke gays grooming our children. I for one am against it! Next subject, please.

So another $200k deducted from his re-election donations then.

So a convicted felon can lose their right to vote, but they can still be President. Gottit.

Thanks but, yeah, still not getting it. So Russia recruits a shark, known for not being a particularly nice creature, then adds the moon?

So I know their moon probe crashed, but I don’t get it. ELI5, please.

GOP: How could Joe Biden do this to our troops?

I’m in IT, and anything HP can just fuck off.

Edit to add: Never buy any printer that comes with an ink/toner subscription service.

So having resigned (quit) they are not eligible for unemployment, I assume.

It’s always ‘we’ll show our evidence next week’ with these traitors.

It’s always the southern states that rate lowest in damn near every category.

Texas: Dead migrant children are a feature, not a bug.

So you’re saying that you oppose the people removing the water then, right? How about J6? Do you believe it was a coup attempt by Trump and his compatriots, and they should all be held accountable? I have yet to meet a Conservative that does not dance around the subject. Please show me that I’m wrong.

Well, I can think of one Fly that will vote for him…

See that kid on a bike back there? Well FUCK them, you little asshole! Serves them right. Just sayin…

That’s because you didn’t do your research!

Want to know what happens when you listen to Russian propaganda? This is what happens when you listen to Russian propaganda.