• pizza-bagel@kbin.social
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    2 years ago

    Anyone else remember when the my pillow guy had a 3 day event where he was gonna present his evidence of this? That was pretty fun. Hopefully this lives up to the hype and is even more wild and embarrassing than that one.

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    Trump:

    Step 1: Announce report that will exonerate me.

    Step 2: Work on coming up with some bullshit. Hmm this is harder than I thought.

    Step 3: Fail.

    Step 4: Blame judges and liberals.

  • atzanteol@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    Did his investigation team finally come back from Hawaii proving that Obama is not a US citizen? Or are we still waiting on that?

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    Uh huh, and later he’ll claim he can’t present the report because he’s been silenced by whichever judge or prosecutor he’s most pissed off at that day. If only his First Amendment rights weren’t being violated, he could clear this all up!

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    Said the liar:

    A Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia is almost complete & will be presented by me at a major News Conference at 11:00 A.M. on Monday of next week in Bedminster, New Jersey. Based on the results of this CONCLUSIVE Report, all charges should be dropped against me & others – There will be a complete EXONERATION! They never went after those that Rigged the Election. They only went after those that fought to find the RIGGERS!

    Oh, good. I was beginning to think maybe it was all false hype. Glad he’s finally gonna show us how it happened. /s

    It warmed my heart that the author worked in the Four Seasons Total Landscaping stunt. Hahaha. What a joke. How anyone took their side seriously after that embarrassment is beyond me. Some people are very stupid.

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    Didn’t we already get that information, from the grand jury in Georgia? I suppose it’s not “irrefutable proof” of election fraud but they found sufficient evidence to bring charges and proceed toward trial

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    It’ll be drawn in red crayon and include just a circle around Mississippi, which I’d imagine he probably believes to be Georgia.

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    In Trump’s dyspeptic liver of a brain “irrefutable” simply means bigly.