My handlers are asking me to tell you not to link/tag the comment or post, to prevent accusations of brigading obviously, but there have been a ton that should be added as new taglines for the site.
The one that prompted this post:
I’m fine with interacting with people of different ideologies and cultures, but I feel like the hexbears mostly just want to harass us “tankies”.
Huh? Do you mean “liberals”? Hexbears are the ones liberals and leftcoms call “tankies”
From what I can tell, which so far is decidedly little, everyone is calling everyone tankies.
The ‘Show me your dick’ that was submitted as a (mock?) ban appeal for a lib from another instance that got banned pretty recently was gold, if only in context.
https://hexbear.net/comment/3697655
This one?
This. Is. An. Investment. In. Democracy.
someone did a copypasta of the liberal saying where soviet soldiers would pick up guns off of dead bodies cause they had none, but with keyboards and hexbear users
too lazy to find, i was cry laughing
The chain of slurp juice explanation copy pastas that just kept getting longer and increasingly verbose.
easily the funniest comment I’ve seen on this site in ages
This one has my
my
is to immortalize this in the site taglines
@Erika2rsis@lemmy.blahaj.zone pinging you to let you know that your effort is being explicitly recognized, top tier post
(posted this with my grad account, meant to post this with my hexbear account originally and forgot)
I’m here all day, comrade ❤️
Of course such a powerful poster is also a Ricchan appreciator, sasuga
Do you understand what I’m saying now? I mean, I’m a real freak. I’m not normal. Like, I want it to scare the shit out of me, too. I want to be an entirely different person by the end of the first eight hours.
is
tagline materialThat part is from the Gianni Cowboy Bebop video “I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.” The rest of it seemed original or the reference isn’t familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQwah lmao, thought it was original
still funny
I knew some of them blahaj.zone people could post.
Shame about their staff.
I think they made an account here just in case we defed
Well, I have now, now that we’re actually defederating. I’m sure hoping it’ll be longer before I have to make an Erika4sis somewhere.
welcome home!
Is it narcissistic to post my own?
Lib: Basically, every thing wrong with the ccp, every evil, is just western propaganda. They deny the Ughur genocide, tiananmen square, they deny everything and call it western propaganda.
Me: Wow, they really deny that stuff? Do you have any good sources I can throw at them next time I see that?
Lib: Nothing really, they just call it western propoganda. Theres no point.
Me: Maybe some would listen if we showed them strong enough evidence, I mean all that stuff is pretty well documented, right? Aren’t there like, pictures or something? At the very least, if we force them to deny strong, reputable sources, it’d make the pitch to defederate stronger.
Lib: It is well documented, they have been shown sources, and they do not care. I really hope they defed from hexbear soon.
Me: I know, I’m just asking you to share them with me so I can use them too next time.
I love that they followed up with a “uh yeah I figured out you were trolling” and then provided WIKIPEDIA as the only source
That was actually another Hexbear playing along with the bit
Someone accused us of downvote brigading and brigading Lemmy dot world.
We do not have downvotes, and we have never been federated with Lemmy dot world
Ugh. When I was back on Reddit comments like those would always be downvoted to hell.
I also hope it’s not narcissistic to post my own
in relation to freedom in America vs freedom in “authoritarian countries”:
people get arrested during strikes and protests all the time in America. of course, you would justify it as “actually they were breaking Clause 8 of Section 9A so it was against the law and they shouldn’t have done it!” without questioning if that law might possibly have been drawn up specifically to punish those people because the government couldn’t do it legally before. no, all laws in America come straight out of the Founding Father’s dick as a glorious bukkake for us all to share freely, while in tyrannical states like Russia and China, all laws are to be questioned and/or drawn up by the supreme ruler himself because he was really extra totalitarian that day
never try idealism kids, it turns you into this
I think the other comment has been removed (looks like the dork has been banned), but I laughed uncontrollably at one where the user referenced this and was clearly traumatized by it.
That’s a good bit we should just start calling everyone tankies
I usually disagree with tankies, but Marjorie Taylor Greene has a point.
We’ll just use “tankie” the way most use “man”, “woman”, or “person”.
Examples:
The firetankies put out the fire in the building.
The policetankie arrested that guy for a little weed.
The chairtankie of Lockheed Martin announced record profits.
