YouKnowIt [he/him]

Man it’s so cool that you have to scroll the length of a goddamn novel because of all the people tagging that threadreader bluecheck bot, twitter’s fucking cooked

So what’re the dems hoping to get out of this? Besides yet another way to do nothing I mean

Well they love to jack off about hard men making hard decisions while hard, kind of ruins the whole fantasy if they set the whole thing up instead of having to react with steely stoicism to events outside their control

Because they’ll be able to tell that he (definitely a he because no fucking worries about pay discrimination there) works so much harder than everyone else before they put a days work in, stupid fucker

I saw a bunch of libs saying it was a genocidal war when they were melting down about some Onion article, so they absolutely will claim that they lost because Putin couldn’t personally execute every last Ukranian

Well on one hand we have Himmler personally giving his division a speech with gems like “…Your homeland has become so much more beautiful since you have lost – on our initiative, I must say – those residents who were so often a dirty blemish on Galicia’s good name, namely the Jews…I know that if I ordered you to liquidate the Poles…I would be giving you permission to do what you are eager to do anyway.”

But on the other hand who’s to say really?

Uh yeah, you might need a little background lore to understand what’s going on in this campaign video. You see this Sonnenrad is based (lol) on ancient symbols with a certain esoteric twist

Weird that the call it the First Ukrainian Division when it was called "SS Schuetzen Division “Galizien” when this old Nazi bitch joined up. For a real ass patriot like this fella it’s weird he joined this outfit considering “The terms “Ukrainian”, “Ukraine”, could not be used when addressing the division, stressing the Imperial Austro-Hungarian heritage of the term “Galizien”.”

Also found out that this evil cocksucker might’ve seen fucking Himmler himself when he gave his division a speech.

When did the libs start calling this a genocidal war exactly? Is it like recently or have I just been ignoring them

Yeah that’s honestly a step too far. Like even the guys that only know how to make toast feel like a cultural obligation to know how to cook some forms of meat properly. Like they’re not gonna be making a sunday roast but they’d at least pan fry the ground beef

They do massive subsidies, Tesla only ever made any money because of carbon credits! They’re just trying to squeeze cash out of the consumers too. And it fucking works without an outside competitor

Power-crazed cyborgs would never invest in that, it’s all government funded. Our benevolent technocratic overlords are like the pharma companies, they’ll just leap on it like rabid pitbulls after it’s developed to make as much money as possible

I still remember when they posted some airforce base as one of the most reddit addicted cities in 2013. Here’s an archive of that in fact!

Well they’re all franchises so it’s less of a direct replacement and more of convincing a few thousand small business owning boomers to change something that’s been working for them. Probably takes that long just to make sure they don’t try to do a coup

How often are the older style individual ones cleaned in comparison though, to be fair

Not saying he’s not being based, just that my statement to the paper would read like the unhinged ramblings of a guy wearing oakleys under a facebook post about how they caught a local pedophile

Wow, the guy who said this isn’t even the guy that killed the lady by going 74 in a 25 without a continuous siren, it’s some random other police officer that was at the scene to figure out if that murderer was fucking high.

That poor woman’s dad is much classier than I would’ve been, from the article: “The family has nothing to say,” he said Monday. “Except I wonder if these men’s daughters or granddaughters have value. A life is a life.”

Dumbest man alive, he became the richest man in the world by guzzling government money and he can’t even grift the military? Truly pathetic

It’d be so easy too, he’s known for drug abuse so you just have to slip him some fent and blame a tainted batch of ketamine or whatever. Just read the first part of the article, before it starts getting into a biography and started boring me. He must be the dumbest man alive, he was providing the coms backbone for our proxy war for free?

“When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who follows picks up the rifle and sells it to an Italian fascist”