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You can find a list of the 34 rules he violated by searching for ‘Donald Trump Rule 34’
i see hes violated Crooked Hillary
Oh great thank you!
love the name, respec
There’s a bunch of authors here, actually
This is now the 6th most upvoted comment ever on the site
Where are the stats?
It’s one entry shy
Can’t wait for him to get the “felon” label officially applied, spend 2 weeks in jail, then get elected while in jail, pardon himself, send the judge and jury to the border camps, then the liberals to cry and do nothing about it.
maybe someone can ghost write an autobiography for him while he’s in jail, they could call it something catchy like My Struggle
2 non consecutive weeks in jail. Write this down
I bet he gets an epstein level of confinement only has be there on week nights
It’s a state case. The president doesn’t have pardon power over state cases.
That’s what the law says but for the last 30 years “what are you gonna fucking do about it” has worked every time against dems
not yet!
New heights of !., most likely coming
What if we got the libs to roll out the
just this one time…I’d be surprised if he spends even an hour in jail.
Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.
No other Republican able to run on their ticket.
Biden polling in the drain.
Bernie can still win. Trust the plan, this is Our Revolution.
This is how we actually end up with RFK Jr lol
Maybe he’ll turn out to be a communist and provide everyone with brainworms!
Trust the plan.
Yeerks in control
It’s finally… Her turn
Ok how is there a Hilary moon emoji on hand?
In Marvel Guardians of thr Galaxy there is a celestial named Ego, the living planet. Her ego is the size of a planet.
Yes. And The Economist made the Xi Button emote for us:
Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.
Trump what from the ballots? What slur was here??
Central Park baybee
A guillotine maker sits solemnly, knowing his trade is no longer needed
Then he hears The Internationale in the distance and picks his hammer back up
BRING ME CHRIS MATTHEWS
Bah, why dull a perfectly good blade on him… Do the old “wall and send his family a bill for the ammo” routine
Consider this: it would be very funny
If falsifying business records is a felony then every single business owner in america is a felon.
Every cash only business currently scrambling to get a chip reader
All the Maga tiktok livestreams right now saying “this is now coming to our front door” and I’m here saying
Good, if you commit fraud like this, you deserve it. Tired of the roles getting shot by pigs for not raising hands fast enough while the 1% skate off
oh no not the briar patch
RIP big fella, goodbye cruel world
I think it would be cool if he stopped eating and drinking and withered to death out of fear of maybe possibly seeing the inside of a jail cell for a bit
imagining him just keeling over at sentencing because his poor little heart can’t take it
I do not care
He we all doing 5 months later?
I’m alone right now, and I’m really dreading my next human interaction. Do I smile and laugh, or do I act really off-putting and ask when Biden goes on trial for genocide now that Trump’s done being tried for doing paperwork wrong?
The latter
We are all wine moms on this blessed day
Time for some OUTLAW COUNTRY!!!
he’s so good
Trump is given a six month suspended sentence. Biden pardons Trump to show bipartisanship and renew faith in American institutions. Trump wins and has Biden executed for treason.
Critical support for trump executing Biden
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he won’t face consequences but i’m still cheering. there’s a non-zero chance some very funny stuff comes out of this,
He actually faces a serious sentence
Biden leans on the NY governor to pardon Trump ‘to prove liberals are above that/to show the importance of unity’
Trump wins the election, immediately tries to get Biden tried for treason vis a vis border security
Listen fat, to heal our country I will suck and fuck my opponent
I really want his prison arc where he wins and governs from his cell and decides not to pardon himself because he’s become the king of the jail.
This is crackin me up rn lmao
2025: Trump officially earns the title of “Weed Lord” as successfully assassinating prison rival Joey “Smiley” Buckatoro in a hit job.
he can’t vote for himself because he lives in florida lmao
There’s a good chance he takes one of the classic “candidate at the polls on election day” photos and it makes liberals cry about voter fraud for weeks because nobody cares.
Technically he can because it’s only illegal for felons who were convicted in Florida to vote in Florida, NY felons can move to Florida (or in this case already live there) and vote all they want
Kingpin
This picture is awful in so many ways.
Every lib in the country just jizzed their pants
Hey Siri, play “High Hopes” by Panic at the Disco
He will wiggle like he’s never wiggled before. God tier wiggling.
