my number one wish re: this is that she sees what happens there and realizes the error of her ways, campaigning against the evils of zionism and growing and changing as a person
a close second is that something extremely funny happens
God has the opportunity for the funniest literal road to damascus moment since Paul got his eyes fucked up.
Hope she takes care to wave a white flag while she’s there. You know, to ensure the IOF properly identifies her as a non-combatant
She should wear a press vest, just to be sure
She should stick to the designated safe zones.
At first I thought she said she was going to be beheaded and I got really happy. I think I have lysdexia.
Wishlexia
I am coming home
I don’t care to learn anything about this person, but am I safe to assume that her ancestors are from no-where near southern Palestine?
Journalist. Zionist. Scottish.
she was born in glasgow.
The scots fucked up there
I bother learning how to pronounce the name of their savage backwater and they repay me like this?
She has no right to call herself Scottish, we know that the isle of Great Britain belongs to the Romans.
I think a better comparison would be saying Britain belongs to the puritans, what with them storming off a few hundred years ago because nobody else would say theirs in the only correct religion, just like Yahwists did in Canaan.
indigenous to the middle east
Middle east of Scotland, maybe
I think that’s Huntly
Does this crackkker look native to the Holy Land? She looks like she’ll disintegrate in the summer heat
She looks like she’s about to go to those luxury south american hippie communes for trust fund babies too failson for a bullshit NGO position.
Yeah but her great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents did
will be headed
Beat me to it. Hopefully it’s foreshadowing.
IDF will shoot her as soon as she gets off the plane
Critical support for the IDF getting one good kill.
Inshallah
If the Houthis sink a US destroyer the same week Eve Fartlow gets got by the IDF, I will get the shahada tattoed on my forehead
Yo, I just found out what proof I’d need for god to be real. If this happens, I’m becoming a Muslim.
She’s going to get a seat near a crying baby on the plane then tweet about how the infant is pro Hamas
That’s the Eve Fartlow we know.
Motherfucker, you’re afraid of “free parking” signs.
YOUR HOME IS IN SCOTLAND
Born in Scotland, growing up in America, the only ‘home’ she’s going to is the homes of which she supports stealing from Palestinians.
The best option is that she sees the IOF being horrifyingly evil and can no longer support them, then becomes anti-Zionist. The most likely option is that she will just ignore any human rights violations.
But an Eve Fartlow redemption arc would be an unexpected way to start 2024.
From Fartlow to… Heartlow?
I’m gonna see if I can get my partner to lathe this
She got Kissinger, she can probably get Fartlow
cant find this on her twitter. i want to believe
Oh, it’s real: https://nitter.net/Eve_Barlow/status/1737984894171857213
its beautiful
i’m just so happy.
In other news, Milei is also eager to go to Israel too, so I’m saving my wishes
Personally I’m wishing their planes collide.
