Someone called us The Jerry Springer Triangle a few weeks ago and I’ve had it stuck in my head ever since

The adoption of plastics as a “one size fits all” solution was a horrible error

I hate these people in ways words can’t even articulate.

Testing new code in production…

A fan translation exists for the NES version of JESUS. It’s… alright. Kind of cribs Alien in the way that SNATCHER cribs Blade Runner. From what I hear of the sequel, the art’s great but the writing has similar issues with being kind of shallow.

As an additional factoid, the first game’s full title is “J.E.S.U.S.: The Dreadful Bio-Monster.” (J.E.S.U.S. is a space station that only factors into the first five minutes of the game)

Night Striker relies too hard on the homing missiles as a source of difficulty in the later stages.

Settling back into Capcom’s 19XX: The War Against Destiny. With work taking up more of my time the past few years, I’ve been settling back into arcade titles. It offers a nice challenge, but it’s not soul crushingly difficult the way something from Cave, Raizing, or Takumi is.

The soundtrack is great, Capcom really were cooking with their Qsound-era stuff.

Where’s the Young Adult Fiction Dystopia Re-Enactment Movement fall on this one

I can strongly recommend Ace Combat to anyone who enjoys Metal Gear, and vice versa

Any day I get a LLV over a Metris is a good one, I’ll say that.

Affordable housing. I want to get a fucking life already.

Yeah, I just…don’t know how to not let them set the terms of discourse at this point. I hate them and I hate that they put people in these situations, but…Shit’s cooked.

Honestly if they make this a choice between trans people and cis women I’m choosing trans people

The private sector can suck my dick. I’m not grinding my ass off for the sake of a bunch of upper management perverts and dimwit shareholders. Working at the Post Office kind of sucks, but at least I know there’s the pretense of being useful to the community first and foremost.

Oh hey, the original Red Faction was exactly what I was thinking of.

TrueAnon rules violations take my energy

I say we split the difference and rename it the Gulf of Kyrgyzstan. Or perhaps the Gulf of Armenia

Eh, the 2000s felt weird and empty to me at the time. Especially the mid and tail half.

We never really had much of a culture so far as I can tell. How can one form when society’s rotting around you and everyone’s constantly shitting on you about avocado toast or whatever?

There is not a single shred of dignity anywhere in this entire sordid system. It’s just the “Ice cop hat fuck show” meltdown all the way down