Don’t worry, friend. She’ll slide into your DMs eventually.

So cute! One of my cats does this too. I call it her business casual pose because it always makes her look like she wants to give me a quarterly purrformance review.

Oh no, how sad. Hang on, I’m sure I have the world’s smallest violin around her somewhere.

Not a game I’ve seen mentioned much, but I would recommend Whiplash if you like dark humor and 3D platformer action games.

That look in his eyes tells me he has a torture dungeon in the basement of one of his mansions.

I hear if we can get a third before the end of the month, those egg prices will start tumbling!

Sortor said, “THIS is the result of Democrats and legacy media calling Elon Musk ‘HitIer.’ SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE KlLLED.”

If that ‘someone’ is a nazi, I’m willing to look the other way.

If Trump is a king, then I suggest we show him the same courtesy that France showed Louis XVI in 1792.

On the bright side, I’ve spent the last month learning a lot about essential government agencies that I never knew existed. I just wish it wasn’t due to a real life PSA about how bad things get when the federal government is dismantled.

He’s not the hero we deserve, but he’s the hero we need.

Part II is really polarizing in the community, but I personally loved it more than the first. However, I found it to be far more depressing. YMMV, but it’s worth keeping in mind that you’ll want to be emotionally prepared going into it.

Dear UnitedHealthcare,

I’ve had your coverage before. You’re the worst health insurance I’ve ever had. Not only was I paying your premiums, but my healthcare costs were like I wasn’t even insured to begin with. My financial situation would have been marginally better if I hadn’t been paying for your coverage at all and this was at a time when I could barely afford rent and food. Go suck on some donkey ass.

Sincerely,

A former customer

I’m so sick of “warnings” and “caution”. This is actually illegal. The regime is actively dismantling the government. What do these officials expect us to take away from their irresponsibly vague warnings? What is it they expect us to do? Civil unrest is the only option I see left on the table, but it’s their job to make sure it doesn’t come to that.

Given how Trump openly spoke about them while campaigning and outright saying he would deport them, I really don’t know what they expected and I have little sympathy. They enabled the nazis, now they suffer the consequences along with the rest of us.

It’s such a no brainer

That right there is precisely the point. Lead damages brain function. Their constituents not having functional brains is exactly what keeps them in power.

Since 2016, I’ve had people telling me he won’t do some of the worst stuff he talks about because congress would never let him. And then he does, and they do. I’m convinced that moving the goal post is the only way some people can cope.

Could also be the worm eating his brain.

He’s clearly trying to make himself seem more appealing to the orange man in DC.

At this rate, it won’t be long before their final solution includes LGBT people.

He could have just as easily not done anything and gone home. None of what he did makes any sense.