drowns [he/him]

I grew up off of White Settlement Blvd in River Oaks… just a town away.

if we can’t preserve this planet we don’t deserve to go to a new one. We are the origin story of the sci-fi trope of an alien race that just goes planet to planet stripping resources and leaving.

The Rizzler would be a platonic particular… the Rizz itself is the platonic ideal.

Legos

Let’s be real, the Israeli tourist drew that themselves to cry about. They are the undisputed world champs of self victimization, there is no shot they didn’t do it themselves.

you gotta hand it to him

I wish they made the biblical plague flavor Oreos in the small packages of like 6 cookies. I don’t have the will power to have a whole pack of these in the house but id love to taste the product of our endless suffering.

You try munching Adderal and Benadryl all day and then have to say things to large groups of people. No serious try it, it’s awesome donnie is having a great time im sure.

Minor General

paying your bills and feeding your family shouldnt’ be dependent on fucking tips. People regularly don’t tip just because they are dumb fuck lead poisoned assholes.

put down the lathe of heaven right now… im gonna see this exact comment in a Facebook screenshot at some point this year.

my bolt action with the bolt and carrier removed is, in fact, loaded.

American history X, a movie about Neo nazi gangs, a thing that really exists and the racial terror the commit. A real thing that happens. Reverse the races and it’s just weird wish fulfillment for mayos who are horny in the worst ways.

Brianna Wu having any kind of platform is in the top 10 worst consequences of Gamergate.

my 13 year old makes Korn noises at me in a derogatory fashion

The Transylvanian Cocksucker

Chinese rail platforms often have safety plexiglass walls with automatic doors that won’t open until the train is stopped… the safety standards around public transit absolutely clear US standards on any metric.

Trying being someone who is only attracted to faceless eldritch horrors that stalk the shadows of their vision.

One of their wives yawned while they were pontificating on the immorality of foreplay. So they made a whole video essay about it.