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Probably the only good April Fool’s joke I saw anywhere this year. Stuff is bleak.
Lossy social security encoding.
Eh, nobody will care about some bits being lost there, I’m sure
Wrong choice, I’d advice the use of COBOL-on-Wheelchair
I unironically would rather FFmpeg be in charge of, well, anything instead of Musk.
FFmpreg would be even better.
FFmpeg crashes: unfortunate
SpaceX crashes: dangerous
April first, innit
Man April first escaped me completely. Nobody tried a single joke on me this year.
Not American. People seem to be just getting more and more tired regardless of country.
Every April fools joke I encountered this year seemed to make me mad. Maybe I just feel now isn’t a time to be joking, even though unfortunately it’s likely the most important time for a laugh.
Problem is all the people making the jokes have a shit sense of humour.
It hasn’t been time to joke for the last 10 years it feels like
ChrisFix did a Tesla oil change video. LockPickingLawyer has a one eyed monster.
ChrisFix has never seemed political in any way so I’m assuming the video was prepared and potentially filmed before all the DOGE controversy and maybe even before whole nazi salute thing. It was certainly a very high quality video that must’ve taken a long time to make.
Other than these two, I’ve not even seen a joke. Those videos at least are jokes that aren’t at anyone else’s expense.
I never owned an EV before in my life. and until today I thought they require oil change, because the engine.
I can see one thinking that, gotta lubricate and cool something right? But nah electrics tend to do 1 motor in each wheel
1 motor in each wheel is ultra high end. 1-2 motors is most common.
They’re lubricated too, but the lube is supposed to be actual lifetime lube and isn’t the same as engine oil
Now you know one reason why GM Killed The Electric Car
Could also be just you with the shit sense of humor. Ever thought of that? But then there is no way to objectively measure it, so what’s the point in even thinking about it?
Almost like we all see different parts of the internet so we don’t even know what everyone is looking at and feeling about what they’re seeing.
what’s the point in even thinking about it?
To share my feelings with people on here? If you don’t feel what I’m feeling then good for you, I’m happy you enjoyed your day.
When everythin feels like a joke, you stop caring as much
Oh yeah. Not being on whatever that spezhole is anymore, I forgot all the fun, . . . really fun hijinks that go on.
Given this ain’t a joke it’s really not far to get to the OP
But, yep, fair enough. Ha ha.
Excellente!! Soon my 64kbps mp3 file from FrostWire can be converted to 320 kbps with 96kbps quality!
Finally, something I can get behind.
Checks calendar
Well, shit.
They should rewrite it in Rust.
Until goobleblobble comes out, then we have to rewrite in that. And so on, until the end of time.
I vote for gobblebobble!
It’s not memory safe.
What was the language again?
I’m sure there’s no way this could go catastrophically wrong and that my SSDI income will be fine.
If it’s 8086 or Z80 I can help!
Jk! Unless…
Male Pregnancy?
Final Fantasy Mpreg
Not sure if I get the joke, is FFmpeg considered slow? That’s the only angle I can think of for the joke to work… am I missing something?
I should add that the FFmpeg team is quite proud of the fact that they write in C and Assembly for peak performance. They mention it a lot, and so they did here.
DOGE said they’re going to rewrite the existing SSA code, which is done in COBOL, to modernize it, and everyone is pointing out how fraught with peril that is. This is saying they’re going to do it in assembly, which is what we do when we need highly efficient code, like for a resource-constrained real-time control system, but is also much more challenging to program. The chance of rewriting a giant COBOL application in Assembly, and not making a whole mess of errors, is really small. And it would be very hard to maintain.
Just get the guy that made rollercoaster Tycoon in Assembly, he’ll knock it over in a week.
Also assembly is even older than COBOL.
I’m unsure if this is also an April fools joke
In broad terms it’s true, though there are some variants of assembly that are newer than COBOL.
Assembly language is one step above machine code, and was the first large step toward a world where people write server-side code in Javascript.
Assembly is machine code, but with words and hexideci numbers instead of 1s and 0s and comments/white space, it’s barely a language, from the 40s.
COBOL is a compiled language from the 60s. The compiler turns the somewhat human-readable code into assembly the computer can read.
it’s barely a language
Maybe barely, but I imagine most assembly variants have conveniences like labels for jumps, labels for referencing data included in the executable, and at least some also have things like simple macros or calculating mathematical expressions at compiletime.
I believe you’re overthinking it. The only relation to the project is likely that they have assembly language developers on the team to help implement accelerated format conversions.
It’s a genuine xeet(?).
Man let’s just stick to tweet. This whole x thing is too silly even for April fools.
*xit.
Government helplines about to get 1000% more hostile and standoffish.
Disgusting.
