I’ve noticed that whenever we get trolls, they uh, well… they’re not great folks. They’re not sending their best.
In order to help our struggling trolls, I have complied a list of things that make us angry, to give them a head start.
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Claim to be a leftist and then insist Joe Biden is the lesser of two evils that we all need to vote for. Debate this topic calmly and confidently no matter how much you are proven wrong.
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“Although it’s a good thing that Thatcher/Kissanger/Regan is dead, I think it is poor taste to celebrate anyone dying. We are better than this and should respect the dead no matter who they are.”
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On a similar note, civility policing in general is a good way to piss off Hexbear. “Nobody is going to accept the left if we antagonise everyone. Let’s at least try to get along with liberals and change their minds with kindness!”
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Defend the Cybertruck. Defend Elon Musk in general.
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Anything pro-capitalist tbh
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I can’t think of anything else, what do you guys think? Help our poor struggling trolls! (Or maybe that’s just troll singular, we don’t have many. Poor things are starving.)
Read Lenin looking for specifically the names of people he’s dunking on, then look those people up and take their exact stances.
While you’re doing it, also look for stuff Lenin said that you can take out of context, like, “Lenin said you should participate in bourgeois democracy so that means you have to vote blue no matter who.”
No I’m not trying to trick trolls into reading Lenin, what would make you think that
Lenin said you should participate in bourgeois democracy so that means you have to vote blue no matter who.
They always omit “with your own organisation and political program” part.
“Lenin said you should participate in bourgeois democracy so that means you have to vote blue no matter who.”
va*sh moment
Uphold Kautskyism-Bernsteinism!
Say “cracker” is offensive somehow. Bonus points if you totally twist the definition till it’s something else.
Scuse you, the term we prefer is porcelain American to reflect our fragile nature
Sorry this is too real for any cracker
Seeds of some bars right here
lib language patterns
“obviously you are just a bad faith tankie troll, Good Day Sir™”
- withhold hog
- gender essentialism
If I wanted to troll hexbear, I’d reply to post about China with “I totally agree, but they need to legalize gay marriage, like, yesterday”
Closing the site as a joke
Use phrases like “during the pandemic” because we all know COVID ended when Biden was elected.
Stop being so lazy, you!
Accuse POC users of being white based on their user names
Ooooo that one’s pissing me off already
Basically how at least one indigenous user got chased off the site during a struggle session
That fucking sucks
accuse trans women of being cis women based on their usernames
/c/ewphoria
try to blend in with exaggerated strawman opinions nobody here would sincerely support like “kill all white babies”
I may have skimmed the original post and misunderstood the point of the thread lol… but if you see someone doing some shit like that, it should set off your troll alarm
presumably crackers will microplastic themselves to infertility and we won’t even need to
My dick is tupperware
thinking socialism is when the government does stuff
Death to America
Tienanmen square, outdoor cats, vegan, cat salami, dirt owl, John Kerry, Virgil, Bri
stacking rocks
Pictured above: Hexbearist party cadres conducting noble proletarian struggle against feudo-fascist rock stacks
Concentration camp guards just doing it for free college
Pronoun tags are bad opsec
Giving me flashbacks of the struggle session trenches with that one
Fucking olive oil…
dirt owl
Hey!
Hurt_Owl, Shirt_Owl, Yurt_Owl, Flirt_Owl
@Hurt_Owl@hexbear.net @Shirt_OwI@hexbear.net @Yurt_owl @Flirt_Owl@hexbear.net
You heard them, Owl up!
I nad noticed yurt_owl peaced out :/
Nah I’m still here, got bored of the owl bit and wanted something fresh
Hi there!
AAAAAAAARGH
The best way to annoy hexbears is to go vegan and give me all your money. It works every time, they hate it.
I really hate when people say they’re socialist because they accept that we need police and an army and roads.
I hate it when someone calls themselves a socialist then insists that you can change bourgeois liberal “democracy” by voting hard enough and changing it incrementally through reform.
Clown behaviour.
outdoor cats
indoor cats
Good heavens, will you look at the time
tee hee
