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So we’re all in agreement that the CIA shot him with their heart attack gun and, due to his impressively sturdy constitution, it didn’t kill him but instead it caused him to have a stroke, right?
too large a son for the CIA
yes
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…no?”
The deep state had to take out his 5G implant, it was making him too powerful.
emergency liberalism removal procedure (life-saving)
what’s kind of amazing is that he had a stroke (apparently) at a time in his life when he was feeling pretty good and level-headed instead of when he was a seething cauldron of white-hot incandescent rage
the lesson? stay mad, lads, grill pills kill
Probably a delayed reaction; the clot started with Megan McArdle, built throughout the 2020 election, and then was finally released when he grillpilled and his blood vessels relaxed
CIA saw he was getting too close to grilling enlightenment and hit him with the stroke gun
Stroke gun. You’re making this too easy.
This happiness thing is a killer!
He got his neurolink before everyone else
Getting Matt a Neuralink with the Patreon money as a bit was not okay
Matt Christman, podcaster. A man barely alive.
Comrades, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic griller. Matt Christman will be that griller. Better than he was before.
Better… stronger… larger.
He’s entering his cyberpunk era
sd card was full, had to install a new one to think more thoughts
He was smart before, but he’s gonna be predicting world events and moving things with telekinesis now they’ve given him the Bone 'Ead surgery
He is Matt Muad’dib
He’s so young to be having a stroke, that shit’s scary af. I hope he’s recovering okay, he seems like a really thoughtful and good dude.
Our big wet boy has got a new brain
Okay, that’s Matt but where’s Athena?
The doctors discovered there was no brain in there!
Jk jk, I’m glad he’s healthy.
Brain was too big. They had to pull some out to share with the rest of the Chapo cast.
Will and felix tucking into a nice dinner of pan seared matt brain. :🧠:
Just a glistening galaxy like the marble in Men In Black.
but good.
Large Adult CYBORG Son.
We love are large metalic son
Literally has grill on the brain now
