I’m sorry to say… you are HIV Aladeen

Aladeen.

Halo 1, 2, 3 & Reach

Needed to get a server back online when it’s CPU cooler had failed

Found some random cooler for a totally different CPU, smeared thermal paste on it and zip-tied the cooler to the mobo and case as best I could.

That thing ran like a champ for almost 6 months till I got around to replacing it

Like the good old days of manual segmentation lol

Dingus.

It’s such a good soft insult, like doofus

The Moon.

Failing that, Low Earth Orbit.

I’m confronted by this fucker’s stupid fucking face every goddamn day

Deal with it you fucking child

Darmok and Galad

At Tenagra

Wake me up when he’s behind bars.

Nothing will fucking happen.

Fucking Onion headline got me again, I legitimately believed this until I saw where it was posted haha

That is Kath Knight and I will not stand to see her disrespected

Truly a great Australian icon

Oh for fucks sake, I finally find a decent alternative and they do this shit.

At least they had the courtesy to actually tell you that you didn’t make the cut. Most places just never respond.

I switched to Proton mail and haven’t looked back since

• Custom domain support
• Email encryption
• can auto-import from gmail

Took today off work because I can’t deal with it

Needed to see this, thank you

Death is the only thing that he will never be able to escape.

The day his bloated, twisted body can take no more will be a good day indeed.

80% of people probably have no idea that microwaves have power settings

A Darwinian I see