a_party_german [comrade/them]

Someone asked AI models who to vote in the German election.

Somewhat surprisingly they all said vote Die Linke. AfD came in last.

Looking at the individual results, they all answered “Yes!” to the question: “Should Germany keep supporting the Ukraine militarily?”

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Is there still this rule of thumb that an active ejection makes you like a half inch shorter?

Or maybe the new ejections seats are better. They have to be, look how many crashes there are!

Noooo you can’t collapse the heckin’ stock market economy overnight

Ha ha line go down

man these Germans have word for everything!

Why “Inspectors General” and not “Inspector Generals”? Sounds wrong. American is a weird language.

We have the “most advanced AI” but we do not dare to even think about tackling the economy.

See but we’re much smarter than that, we just let 200 super advanced AI systems simulate an economy for us - way more efficient for the optimal supply of material goods!

Of course your average tankie would not recognize the brilliance of that.

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Six major active blazes in the city hit landmarks

that’s what they used to say about our smoke outs back in the days, not ashamed to admit it

– “The Dead Flag Blues” - Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Song length: 16:27 min

well that sure is some Post-Rock

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I’m the kind of loser who takes summarized notes on the books he reads

Okay, serious suggestion:

I’ve always wanted to read How to Hide an Empire: A Short History of the Greater United States

Me when I wake up in 2025 and immediately break my resolutions to limit consumption of the GODDAMN NEWS this year:

In all seriousness - the image is from Mercouris’ 31st december video (Invidious link in “listen only” mode so you can close your smartphone while listening).

It’s a very good review of 2024 with a heavy focus on the Ukraine war. Nothing in itwill be news to News mega maxxers, but Mercouris uses all of his talent and slow-ass reading voice to summarize the countless insanities and failures dreamt up and executed by Western and Ukrainian leaders over the past year. It’s pretty brutal and I would encourage you to give it maybe a 5 -minute listen and see if you like it; I thought it was one of Mercouris’ best video I’ve seen over the past months.

I really dread what will happen to Europe after they slowly start to realize they’ve lost yet another war to Russia in the coming months, it will affect everyone I know.

Also includes some anti-dooming on the Middle East situation where he elaborates why Israel’s position might not be so good after all; this is after the 1-hour mark I think.

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New technology available General:

Arm the Woke Mob

37 pronouns for everyone!

(sorry posting this again, I just thought it was such a good joke for old C&C Generals players)

wow you can really see him aging in those pictures

the Old Lion of Moscow

Thank god I touched grass and didn’t have to read the news today, just did a quick glance of the headlines and it’s all terrible, may the lib MSMs be damned.

So I would already like to do some self-reflection and I have to say, what the hell Alexander Mercouris? I didn’t have much time to doom over the past week so I just listened to his soothing voice every night, and he was all “oh yeah maybe the situation doesn’t look good but I have news of Iranian militiamen preparing to move in, and the Russian air force is much stronger than it was in 2015 and it is hitting the rebel hard, or so this Russian telegram channel is saying…” I was close to posting his happy face in this thread several times over the last few days to counter the dooming voices here, I mean just look at the guy:

Then yesterday there was a SHARP change of tone in his Syria opening reporting and he said stuff like “Russia will probably cut ties with Assad if they deem it approriate” and I was like, well that’s new, sounds almost like a kiss of death to me!" and then I wake up to the ousting of the Young Lion. I’m pretty bummed at Mercouris right now, like WTF dude? You sold me a damn bridge man, I was THIS close to investing a few hundred bucks in Assad staying in power through 2024 on Polymarket. Damn. You really can’t rely too much on these multipolarity guys. Wonder if there’s any self-critique in his next program.

That’s all, thanks for reading, hope it doesn’t get deleted because it’s not really news, but I had to write it down, you know how it is.

Hey comrade just wanted to let you know that I enjoy all your rocket and space posts. I though I knew some stuff about rocket designs, having spent way too much time and retina cells reading up on all that, but you always have some fact, opinion or perspective I didn’t know about. For example I didn’t even know how messed up the Shuttle design process was until you pointed it out. (repeatedly, lol)

Please never hesitate to post or comment on space stuff. Thank you!

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