Libs when populist platforms are popular

violent eggstremist

I asked chatgpt to explain like I’m a gamer and it said capitalism is just voting with your wallet

Biden’s fault

Fwiw he referenced ending “this American carnage” in his 2016 inauguration speech

Acting Secretary of Defense Robert Salesses

when you try to type your last name but the s key got stuck

Iirc Kansas started forcing people to change things back (e.g. if you needed a driver’s license renewal)

made me realize I probably shouldn’t go through the effort of changing since 1) they would have a record of that change 2) they will probably just change it back or some shit

I mean that reason is probably going to lose out if there’s an opportunity for Trump to look good

Like with the nuclear secrets they walked off with lol

The fart of the deallll babyyy

Quick someone print a headline about retail thefts to distract people

It’ll be the Gulf of Mexico depending on the circumstances

you may not like it but this is what peak mixed-use looks like

What happens if you can’t find other people like you? They invent them.

Micro genres for leaving on in the background so you can trick yourself into thinking you aren’t completely alone

we have to peacefully debate the people who operate for-profit death panels

Quiet couping

good thing they got rid of stop and frisk

Literally just picking the people their recognize on TV

how long until Mr. Beast runs for president?

that’s some Yu-Gi-Oh missing the timing level of bullshit lol

based and transitpilled