But always pronounce it “simular” just to sound extra smart.

TWO!

Two optimists in one Trump thread!

You people give me hope. Not much, but I’ll take anything at this point.

Found the optimist!

The plantations are quite comfortable these days…

He’s still pissed that they didn’t back him up on the Sharpie hurricane line, isn’t he?

At a time when they could actually be pushing the Manifest issue and try to finally get a foothold, instead it feels like they have scattered rakes around the yard in the middle of the night and decided to go for a jog.

Off to start their new jobs as Entertainment Directors at Mar-A-Lago.

Check your renewal date. Mine auto-renewed today without any prior notification that it was coming up.

God dammit, this is the worst fucking timeline I’ve tried so far.

Guess I’m going out of my way to shop at Target now.

Well…

Some things in life are bad

They can really make you mad

Not sure what the sun ever did to you to deserve that, but I find that to be too harsh (on the sun).

Cheer up, Brian!

I recommend that Elon Musk be deorbited ASAP

And by “deorbited” I mean “take away his Ketamine”.

Some people are motivated best with a carrot, but others require the stick. Cult leaders who know how to use both will maximize their control.

And yet she will be confirmed because this is all just a pony show.

Quiet, Rebel scum!

If you have a good credit union, you should be able to set up an extra account and you only use that account to pay these extortion bills. Electronically transfer funds in from your main account, and never give anyone access to your primary.

Et tu, Apple?

Huh.

I did not have “Agreeing with Sam Altman About Anything” on my bingo card this week.