Ah, the John Cleesachu.

Oh hell no. Gnome ain’t getting anywhere near my laptops ever again. I almost threw the last one out a window in a fit of Gnome induced rage.

Yeah, programmers who use LLMs to code sure aren’t cooks.

You were. But no longer. It is ruined.

“and f all of the people who want to see these children have body parts chopped off.”

As someone living in a country whey we don’t chop off the foreskin of little children, whereas conservative Americans love that chopping procedure, I find this statement slightly amusing.

Y’all are so stuck in the old linear thinking. Be brave, expand your mind. Rubik’s cube phone when?

I was thinking it was more to do with dancing

You’re thinking of Homo Groovensis, the famous hunter dancerers.

Huge distrust in both the company and the man himself even after leaving the company. But I must say the world got a little more dull and gray when he died.

Right?

*sigh*

*unzips*

Behind the scenes, here’s what those labels correspond to:

• USB 5Gbps: USB 3.0 and 3.1 Gen 1

• USB 10Gbps: USB 3.1 Gen 2, 3.2 Gen 2×1, and 3.2 Gen 1×2

• USB 20Gbps: USB 3.2 Gen 2×2

• USB 40Gbps: USB4’s initial version as currently shipping

That’s cool. But even though it finally adds simplicity, it’s still yet another renaming of the same things.

Here’s a snippet from an article from 2019:

The upcoming 20 Gb/s USB 3.2 connection, which offers twice the speeds of the previous iteration, will be known as ‘USB 3.2 Gen 2x2’. Its predecessor, ‘USB 3.1’ will be rebranded to ‘USB 3.2 Gen 2’, while ‘USB 3.0’, which ran at 5 Gb/s speeds, will be termed ‘USB 3.2 Gen 1’.

Reading that I want to shoot myself, and even the latest change, which probably is a good one, drives me slightly mad due to the history of renaming everything so many times.

Also this actively undermines quality in what they do, a requirement to make changes, may make people make changes that aren’t needed, and even possibly changes that can be detrimental to the function.

Indeed, but not only that. Having employees that have as their only task to spend that much time on such a mind numbing task is pretty much in itself a guarantee for poor quality work. Such work should be divided up among people who do other things as well, so that they can break the video watching up in smaller pieces to be able to remain focused and do a better job.

The dear people at the USB Forum should be rewarded with the Nobel prize in namology for their clear, superior and non-confusing naming scheme and naming process that even the nerdiest of nerds can’t follow.

Uttar Pradesh is the Florida of the world, but like, way worse.

In the words of Brutus “Brutal” Howell:

He’s paid what he’s owed. He’s square with the house again, so keep your goddamn hands off him.

But… no you don’t get it… like… they have AI. Understand? AI!!

Depends on the circumstances. I’d be ok with it lying to me like “ooh baby yes I’m cumming”.

Fats his fabulous raccoon’s tail.

She went to the HD remaster salon to make more foot money.

I’m Ron Burgundy?