How about bringing back some damn CIVILITY in our political discourse?!

Will ICE reports become the new swatting?

I agree with this, however leaving Kamala out of the main argument of the article really feels like they’re purposely trying to get her off the hook.

Wait, the CEO of the smart screen company whose product occasionally bursts into flame is named Arsen? Are you kidding me?

I think that’s the joke - hence the “when you want to be sure” tagline.

It came from an article about how the nyt building was being fumigated for bedbugs and someone on Twitter replied to it with a joke about how Bret Stephens was being taken care of or something along those lines. He read it and got incredibly upset and tried to ruin this guys life.

Musk vs Elon

Trust no one, not even yourself.

I like how they just decided to throw Russia in there despite absolutely no connection

Its a book reference

These viral marketing campaigns by publishers as going pretty far

The ethics report revealed that he wasn’t a big enough pedo for the job. They had to give the role to Jared Fogle.

Me scrolling past these posts on hexbear without paying them too much mind is the equivalent of the start of a zombie movie where the TVs/radios in the background are talking about some strange new virus that makes people act weird.

She’s smiling because the Democratic Party got what it wanted out of this election: more money for Israel and no universal healthcare. She’s smiling because the democrats won.

The photos they chose for this are funny. It looks like trump is dancing in celebration after being defended by Eric Adams.

Has Nintendo ever had the entire rom of a major game leak before it was released?

I think what they want is a very specific outcome, and they would prefer to be the ones that bring it into existence, but they’re also ok with the other party doing it as long as the outcome is achieved. They want to win, but they’re ok with losing if it means the larger project remains on the rails.

One of the best dishes I’ve ever had was a tofu dish at a French place in Portland. I’m not a huge tofu person, and I don’t really associate tofu with French food, but it was perfect and I still think about it.

I think it’ll be very close but Kamala will win. I think she’ll barely squeak by in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, Trump will barely win Georgia, she’ll win Michigan and Nevada more solidly, and Arizona will go for Trump. I think this outcome will be less of a reflection of support for Kamala and more of a loss in enthusiasm for Trump this time around. This is a group of people who have been told over and over that the vote is rigged, therefore their vote doesn’t matter, and being generally lazy, they may be looking for an excuse to just stay at home.

I say this fully expecting to be proven totally wrong in a month and therefore be completely owned, but that’s what my gut tells me now. It really could go either way.

“Now let’s burn down the observatory so that this never happens again!”

👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

Why did she say “but you know, anything’s possible”

The joke of the trend is that the person points out that they’re at an event that would be unlikely to play hot to go and then smash cut to the song being played

How did whatever social media intern that put this together misunderstand the comedy of the trend they were imitating?