I NEVER CHANGED MY BOOKMARKS FROM CHAPO.CHAT AND I AM VICTORIOUS

you got me excited. i thought there was a new shadow of the collosus

1. bulbabsaur

that is all. thats the only pokemon you ever need

we have entered the ‘scream if you want to go faster’ stage of accelerationism

at some point you will encounter a payphone on a beach. keep interacting with it until you can’t

the trueanon rules for life are never wrong

EDIT: actually nvm the helicopter was just troops, they’re free to get on as many helicopters as they life

jesus fucking christ.

it astounds me that the forces of capital are allowing him to do half the shit he’s pulled this week. he’s planting landmines under every inch of the US economy and they’re just fucking letting him?? i know party discipline doesn’t really exist in the US but i thought the bourgeoisie filled that void (both as private actors and through shit like the CIA)

i’m not USian, what is the actual practical effects of this likely to be? who does this hurt?

really? i constantly see shit unprompted from america thats all “USA NUMBER 1!!!” “best country on earth 🇺🇸🏈” “philly best city 🙌🙌🙌” “#texan pride” “east coast represent!” and so on, its pretty much a universal stereotype of usamericans. you never see that sort of shit in the UK. is it maybe a generational usamerican thing or it’s only in the media or something?

the only exception to this that i’ve seen is “can’t have shit in detroit”, which i’m lead to believe is mostly racism.

I’m so glad I get it for free at work

god i’d trade our coffee machine for that in a heartbeat however much value i’m currently draining from my company by being lazy and stealing tampons would double instantly

i’m pretty sure that right now that list is way too long to actually be useful. if anything this is the best possible time

yeah genuinely - i feel like associating vodka with my mother/family events much more strongly than Cool Fun Parties definitely helped dull the lustre of going wild when i turned 18, and “underage” drinking made sure i knew my limits by the time i went out into the world on my own. its good for the soul and that’s why the average amerikkkan is Like That 😔🙏

i don’t rate much about this country but the ability to have the odd drink at when you’re 8 is certainly one upside. having to wait til 21 is mad.

but thats stealing jobs from hardworking youtube letsplayers and ttrpg shows

i genuinely cannot imagine how boring you have to be for “bisexual dominatrix” to be a bad thing. god i miss my evil wife

eh, they update things often enough that it doesn’t get stale to me and i was never actually much good anyway, so its not like i see endgame content enough to get tired of it. tbh i’m a little disquieted by how much things have changed in the past 2/3 expansions that i missed, but i get that thats just me being a boomer.

having played wow (sometimes obsessively) for 15 fucking years from launch when i was 6 years old, azeroth just feels like home to me. its a comfort and anxiety thing i guess. i hear the stormwind or teldrassil ambient music and i could fucking cry. i have no idea whether its a healthy coping mechanism, but being able to go to azeroth (nice, i know whats going on, people like me) after a day of real life (terrifying and depressing) is what got me through school and my home situation. a video game thats designed so that people can comfortably spend 12 hours a day in it doesn’t necessarily have to be good, it just has to be better than the alternative of dealing with real life. very comfort blanket vibes ig, and i probably should have outgrown it. after covid isolation i thought i had outgrown it but evidently not

unironically yes. its comforting to be able to log on to a world i understand after each day of staying with family and having to endure the loud, non-optional festive bullshit. i just also know that i probably shouldn’t be giving activision money and i should go outside or something instead of being a terminal G*mer again

i was four years clean of world of warcraft…

i have spent the holidays playing world of warcraft

the robot might be glados, i’m in

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