We’ve placed a weakness within Hexbear. One so small and powerful, they will never find it.

They used to have to build a fleet of ships, sail for months, and then hold territory to be able to do this. Now some person behind a desk changes a parameter.

Comrade mummy’s curse, take my energy

Don’t even get me started on the amount of dirty tricks they could play. The congressional building staff are probably anti-Trump. You could team up with them and fuck with Republicans.

• Stop emptying their trash
• Stop cleaning their bathrooms
• Find their favorite bathroom and close it
• Change meeting rooms on them, fuck up the whole meeting schedule
• Cut off their internet access periodically
• Fuck with their parking
• Find out their favorite foods and stop serving them in the cafeteria
• Change the locks on their doors or put superglue in them
• Throw their umbrellas in the garbage
• Throw away their remote controls to their TVs
• Hijack their TVs and show shit they don’t like
• Put fake crickets and other noise makers around their office
• Put really dim bulbs in all their lights
• Stinkbombs
• Put red ink in their blue pens
• Stop buying them office supplies

There is no end to my fucking pettiness and you best believe their lives would be fucking hell. That’s not even getting into the physical threats and battery that would come next. You can throw lots of sand in the gears. I’ll make LBJ cry.

He’d built useful tools like the code for RSS, a successful social media company (Reddit, and look at what they’ve done with that since)

It’s amazing how fed Reddit is. Even back then, when it was less embedded in culture, they couldn’t let the wrong people run it. Then you had organized right wing shit to install spez. I wonder how much money has gone into controlling such a silly site.

I hope he starts suing people for not buying his cars.

The Force Awakens, Jurassic World, Birdman, Antman, Financial Crisis in Greece, Rat photographed carrying pizza in NYC subway, Narcos, Oscar for Fences, White & gold or blue & black dress, gambo thrones, measels outbreak, true detective s2, 30 republican candidates for president, gawker lawsuit, mr robot, colbert gets the tonight show, celebs died, the martian, superbowl shark, deflategate, sportsball, black panther, mgs v, katniss everdeen, nwa biopic, mad max

They’re going to find Allen Dulles hooked up like Mr House and then get ventilated.

IM JUST A LEFTIST DIRTBAG BABY

LISTEN TO CHAPO PODCAST BABY WITH ME

Checks and balances means someone who follows the President on twitter dictates congressional oversight

Not jeh jeh jeh?

Kelly?

Turns out Hogwarts is real but it’s in Utah. When you’re a wizard kid in Britain you gotta go to Utah before coming of age. You win some, you lose some.

…let him cook.

PS: Blacks Rule

‘the Riviera of the Middle East’

We’re all about to learn the name of the new Manchin and Kristen Stewart or whatever her name is.

I hope they dip a big ol’ wooden ladle into the tank in order to portion it out for customers. Also they let you sample by drinking from the ladle.

Liberal to chud?
chud to liberal!
HITLER TO NO-CHINAAAA

Make America Great Firewall

crashing planes is the new school shooting