Honey wake up, new thallasin emotions just dropped

I’ll take the Gamepill and then create a cheapo asset flip game where i have a pill that will give me any power i want and take that out of that game.

returning all of our hostages

but you already bombed some of them

Biden is also granting clemency to 11 people serving what the White House called “disproportionately long” sentences for nonviolent drug offenses.

“you guys were serving way too long but also i gotta let you rot an additional 3 years so i can time the pardon for maximum political brownie points”

Don’t you mean Liberali$m? SSmh

You are a shit

When you try to become the fictional good cop so your colleagues turn you into the real version

Use the charisma to become a socialist leader and use the luck to survive all the CIA assassination attempts

DayofCoom

why do i know this guy

(stolen joke) A transphobe, a racist and a antisemite walk into a bar. The bartender says: “hey arent you the woman who wrote those harry potter books?”

birb