Rare good starter pack meme
Ooooh when I do it, it’s “depression” and i need to “clean the house”, but when hot couch guy does it, it’s “sexy” and “mysterious” smh
Still have the spindle of CD-Rs, just in case
Rum + Mountain Dew? I’ll have to try that.
Slight inaccuracy, the blinds are not broken
They’re also not the vertical style made of the cheapest and most brittle plastic available that becomes yellow and starts to splinter when exposed to sunlight long-term (they were installed in 1988)
needs a companion starter pack for midwestern backyard weekend. green plastic lawn chair, frosted glass patio table, 40 degrees farenheit, bug zapper too clogged with bodies to be effective, most of the stuff in this starter pack
“Bro I’ve been thinking about becoming an artist lately. Check out this painting I did while I was high on DMT. I glued a dollar bill to the canvas and wrote ‘I am your god’ on it”
“I’ve been saving money lately. This summer me and my buddy Zack are going to burning man. No dude, burning man is not something you can explain, you just have to be there.”
“Bro we should install these speakers into my car. My buddy gave me these car speakers because he owed me money. I don’t know how to do it. It can’t be that hard.”
“You remember Dave? He just a bunch of money because someone drove their car into bar he was at. Yeah, he’s fine now. He’s using the settlement money to buy a dirt bike.”
why do i know this guy