A paraglider

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Hank Hill

I’m going as JFK as he’s being shot, my partner is a blood-soaked Jackie with pieces of my brain, and my dog is going to wear a white t-shirt that says “heaven’s perfect patsy”. I couldn’t find a toy gun that looks like a carcano so I want to get one group portrait where he has an actual sniper rifle in front of him.

edit: We’re also going to a hookah bar tonight so if anyone gets on the subject of JFK I’m going to test my theory that it was an accident.

The wilderness isn't evil, it's just hungry.