Hiroshima was about 44 9/11s
Okay, how many 9/11’s have the Palestinians (or Gazans specifically) suffered in the last two weeks? Let’s play this game Israel.
Did the math:
For Palestine (~5,200 deaths since Oct 7th), it’s about 105 9/11s so far. On average that’s about 6 9/11s daily.
For the Gaza Strip (~5,100 deaths), it’s about 230 9/11s so far. Or 14 new 9/11s every day
Btw I calculated the Israeli 1,400 death toll in proportionate 9/11s and got the same “fifteen 9/11s” figure as Biden. No fucking clue how Netanyahu got 20, maybe he included abducted and missing people in deaths?
Slaps roof of Israel
You can fit so many
in here!They’re losing the audience here. An average American will not believe that anything is worse than a single 9/11 with the honorable exceptions of Pearl Harbor and Alamo.
For Americans who still give a shit about 9/11 they don’t like the idea of being one-uped in terms of the victim complex
“We became complacent and underestimated the military capabilities of the inmates of our concentration camp and it’s the worst thing since the holocaust” is a hell of a thing to say.
turning a big dial taht says “9/11” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
2995 people died on 9/11 Somewhere around 1400 died on October 7th. So it’s barely half of one 9/11.
Their argument is based on per capita casualties. It’s still stupid.
A Jewish kid asks his dad for $10 to go to the movies and his dad says “Ten Dollars? What do you need five dollars for? I can’t believe you’d ask me for two dollars! Well, I guess you’ve been good, so here’s the dollar you asked for. Have fun!”
Like that, but in reverse and for 9/11s.
And before anyone thinks that the joke is antisemitic, I heard it told by the rabbi during a Jewish wedding.
Bullshit. A 9/11 is not a unit of lives lost. It’s a word meaning “Any collision between any two objects”.
Any collision between any two objects
That’s just football
It wasn’t even one nine eleven jfc
they always meant per-capita. 0.00001% of the population or whatever
if you have 100 people in some group and one of them dies that’s like 100 9/11s to that group.
or something. i’m tired and high so maybe don’t take those numbers literally.
My grandma died, so i basically suffered 450,000 grandparent 9/11s
who are you starting a nine million year war with?
listen you’re really twisting my arm here, i can’t go any higher than forty-five 9/11s
cw: south park
Wow, have they been watching Team America recently or something?
Come on we can get the projections on what we are doing to Palestine even higher!
Israel will be a fucking laughing stock, half the world will boycott them and their citizens. The blowback for this shit will be far worst than what they ever thought the Palestinian resistance to their occupation ever was.
An Israeli passport will be persona non grata. I wish the UN would just expel them.
Let’s make it 100!
uhh you’re going to need a fuckload of people moving to israel to have 100! 9/11s there
hohohohoho factorial joke
