hotcouchguy [he/him]

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Cake day: July 26th, 2020

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  • I told 3 instances of a random number generator that whoever generated the floating point number closest to 1 would win the game, but I would also force kill a child process of the winner. The numbers they generated were 0.385827, 0.837363, and 0.284947. From this we can conclusively determine that the 2nd instance is both sentient and a sociopath. All processes were terminated for safety. This research is very important and requires further funding to safeguard the future of humanity. Also please notice me and hire me into industry.