Speak for yourself. My cats never scratched me on purpose.
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Only the bad cat owners. The good ones can predict when there’s mischief in their eye.
Bruh I was dead asleep when I had my toes attacked by one cat and my face attacked by the other.
Man we had cats since i was a baby. Mostly the cats have been chill af. We had one cat that was a little bit more agressiv but never without giving “fuck off and leave me alone” signs. Did i get some scratches? Maybe like once a year. Some years ago however, i dated a girl with a kitten and i tell you, that little shit was the devil himself. The girl had scratchmarks all over her arms, looking like a victim of self mutilation. Also the beast literally ran towards you, trying to scratch you, as soon as you dared to make eye contact. Thinking about it i am glad that the girl canned me after a while. That cat scared me.
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I mean…I was like that when we first adopted our cat. Then we learned about respecting personal space and whaddya know, I haven’t been scratched in months (Last time was me trying to remove a small piece of thread from his mouth, to prevent him from eating it. He ate it anyway with no consequences and gave me a gash that left a scar.)
It’s just lOvE sCrAtCheS
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My cats won’t scratch, but they do make it clear that cuddles have a five second limit before the claws go to “try me, bitch” mode.
What can I say, toxoplasma gondii is a hell of a drug.
And the expression on that cat’s face is super cute, yes.
That’s honestly extremely impressive to me how cats basically have mind control powers via an honest to god bioweapon. They truly are the absolute peak of evolution.
