I know it’s a meme, but for those that aren’t aware… the Caesar salad was invented in Tijuana, Mexico by Italian immigrant Caesar Cardini in 1924.
The Caesar salad was named after Julius Caesar, by about 2000 years
Caesar Caesar Caesar
It’s hard to sees a Caesar and not wants a Caesar
Fun fact. His son went on to create a very successful pizza franchise.
Get the fucking dice out of the salad and stop proclaiming that you put them in there. Alea jacta est, my ass
More like asinus meus jacta est amirite?
I think the expression is more about the gluteus maximus area but you probably know that.
gluteus maximus
He has a wife, you know…
I never did get her actual name on account of the extra bursting into laughter. What was it again?
Incontinentia Buttocks
Wild. I didn’t know that Romans invented ranch.