Monday

It’s hard to sees a Caesar and not wants a Caesar

Deal

Play Nintendo. I like the character that wears green

Lie. The word to describe it is lie.

Or, ya know, get a better candidate

They have been for a while. Now they understand they can’t lie to you about it in all jurisdictions

See Pakistan.

Shit can work out. Russia has plenty of peeps looking for seedy revenue streams

Exactly why the lesson any other non-nuclear armed country should learn is to get the nukes

Why would any nation that does not have nukes not start making nukes right now?

The USA has shown over and over, it’s the only thing we take seriously. We don’t give a fuck until you have nukes. We don’t care about treaties, alliances, deals. We only care if you can start the nuke wars. Anything else is just “how can we take advantage of you?”

Also … World, I understand you’re not reading this, but for the three of ya that do, boycott us. Tariff the shit out of us. You got this, and thanks for all the fish.

The side of Mercury we’re seeing in the pic is quite cold

Do you hear that, Randy?

Yes. Adults need measles boosters

Hey, what did I ever do to you?

Oops. My bad

Hey! What did I ever do to you?

Yes indeed.

I then took it a step further to joke about a wonderful business opportunity to make $ on either side of the transaction.

Nickels are far more expensive to make compared to face value

Round up the charge or down the change

… reality