they prolly tazed him first

The woke mob pissed his pants

They’re Calico Cut Pants, they sold them like that.

Pretty sure that’s just how they’re dyed, you can see variations where parts are a darker blue.

Even if so, tbf they probably beat the shit out of him on the way to getting to that picture.

Or rather, he accidentally walked into a bunch of door knobs and accidentally bumped into a bunch of tables due to his own clumsiness all conveniently below the neck and away from the exposed areas on his arms on his way to taking that picture.

Ya know, on accident.

Luigi has earned the right to piss his pants without mockery.