Edit: Wow, this really blew up. Thanks for the updoots, kind strangers.

  • KellysNokia@lemmy.world
    24·
    6 months ago

    I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’ and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a ‘murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin’, I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You’re doing God’s work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I’ll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.

    CTRL+F “about tree fiddy” was not disappointed.

    Wait, why do I have you tagged as “NOPE NOPE NOPE”? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as “YOU HAD ONE JOB”. I can’t fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I’ll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that’s enough internet for me today. 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don’t even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they’ll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn’t download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.

    Since rule #1 is ‘be attractive’, I’ll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I’ll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! …now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.

    …this kills the redditor.

    OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I’ll show myself out.

    Directed by M. Night Shamallama

    edit: accidentally a word

    • frank@sopuli.xyz
      14·
      6 months ago

      Wow, really well said. Extremely important that everyone reads this info above

      Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger

    • experbia@lemmy.world
      3·
      6 months ago

      Howdy, fellow buckaroo!

      Your post has been automatically removed and you have been temporarily banned by our extremely slow moderation bot on /r/nicheHobby for the following rule violations that are definitely related to our hobby and definitely are not weird in-jokes from our power tripping mods or the 5 weird wannabe-mod sycophants that orbit them:

      • It is currently Thursday. No vowels are permitted in otherwise helpful, high-quality on-topic posts until Friday at 5am EST.

      Source of error in your post:

      Hi guys, I have the perfect solution [...]  
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      Your ban is set to expire in: 132 days. You may appeal your ban in: 100 days.

  • GingeyBook@lemm.ee
    17·
    6 months ago

    I have a 14 year old device with a very obscure problem, does anyone have a solution for this?

  • zachimusprime44@lemmy.world
    15·
    6 months ago

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  • tuckerm@supermeter.social
    14·
    6 months ago

    You post was automatically removed for not following the requirements listed in our wiki. Please find the wiki yourself because it is not linked anywhere. In particular, your post does not meet the following requirements:

    • Section 1, paragraph 3, subsection B
    • Section 18, paragraph 5, subsection AAB
    • Section 35, paragraph 1: uploading a photo* with timestamp†

    * see approved photo hosts

    † see ISO 8601

    • hactar42@lemmy.ml
      3·
      6 months ago

      see ISO 8601

      Got to get those datetimes properly formatted. I can’t hate on that

    • linearchaos@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      6 months ago

      This by far was what I hated most about Reddit. Oh look a sub where I can finally get a good answer to that question…

      Blocked, go take it to tip of my tongue. But they’re not about crowdsourcing… no

  • Aeri@lemmy.world
    9·
    6 months ago

    YOUR POST HAS BEEN REMOVED

    Your post has been removed for violating Rule 3.14159: All posts must adhere to the Pythagorean Theorem, ensuring that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. Failure to comply with this fundamental geometric principle will result in immediate banishment from our hallowed domain.

    Please be advised that this is a strict enforcement of our community guidelines. As a consequence of your transgression, your post has been removed, and you have been permanently banned from participating in our discussions.

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    • PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee
      3·
      6 months ago

      Having been banned from every subreddit I ever subscribed to, this sounds about right.

      Then you message the mid, nothing.

      My favorite was when I posted one comment on some obscure have subreddit about the Ukraine war.

      Then I was immediately bagged from like a dozen other subreddits, many of which I had never heard of. Reasons included violating political rules … on a gaming subreddit about a game that simulates war between Russia and NATO. Go figure.