when you start a poll asking who is cishet, knowing this
Let a thousand cishets bloom
I Trust the plan
Will they make me gay or will they make me a woman???
You’re gay either way
no more half measures walter
Oh god this is why they made the hexbear poll! You’re all on a registry now!
To me, cissies! I’m gonna start the cis/het underground railroad!
Glad i sucked dick in time
i’ll be doing the rounds and handing down bimboifcations as a punitive sentence
It’s illegal to be CIS
Another day another banger
Back in my day it was “be gay, do crimes” but now you’re telling me it’s “be gay or do crimes?” In Biden’s economy?
Heck yeah, now I can be straight do crimes, finally see what all the fuss is about.
YOU WON’T TAKE MY GRILL
Its cishet hunting season
Pfft, all y’all nerds afraid to do crimes. I’m invisible1, baby! It’s crime time all the time!
1Except for on September 23.
“I dream of society where I will be guillotined for being a cissy” - alt universe more based Proudhon
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