I’ll choose 3, 5, and 7.
I choose pink, my favorite drink is water. More water per water!
I would be content even if it gets chilled and tastes like filtered spring water.
TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS
TWENTY BUKAROONIES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TWENTY O’ DEM BIG ONES
Awwwwh, but I wanted a peanut!
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
the black pill is 100% just amphetamine u ain’t slick genie
Not you can’t sleep, just don’t have to. Def some amphetamine though.
*Not valid in people with ADHD.
No, its just the threshold for traditional stimulant responses is typically significantly higher than those without the condition, to the point of accute cardiovascular problems.
5,7,9 all the way. I’m happily married, but people are typically nicer to you if they find you attractive and I have a pretty low bar
Yep. Totally agree.
🤝
As a master pizza chef and cat whisperer who doesn’t need to sleep, I could easily make enough money to buy estrogen and laser hair removal.
6, 8, 9. Anyone that chooses something else is crazy. Experienced pizza maker can make $40 an hour in my neighborhood (high CoL) the cat thing I could change by the hour! And nobody else doesn’t sleep! I could take advantage of that in many ways.
Doesn’t face hair technically include eyebrows
Hmm technically yes. So this will be more of a monkey’s paw type wish granting.
I honestly think it makes it better. Then you can just get tattooed eyebrows and never have to worry about them.
I get the facial hair, but what will you do with no body?
Be made of only body hair.
All my life I wanted blue ( We’re all sexy here ) but recently my libido has gone through the floor. It’s like I still like I still like cute people but my brain doesn’t know what to do with them, so I pet them like I do my cat.
$20
Don’t Sleep
People Find You Attractive but I destroy it so that its dark power can never be used.
P.S. Jokes on you I’m already a master pizza chef, water is already my favorite drink, and my hairy body is perfect.
wait there are people who don’t pick 8? what is wrong with y’all? I am more like 8, 8 and 8
I mean … they’re still cats with cat brains – you’re not going to be having deep conversations with them.
The vast majority of their language is body language and you can figure out what they’re “saying” by just looking at them. Also, they’re cats: even if they know what you’re trying to say if it’s something they don’t like they won’t care.
I wouldn’t pick 8, but I am a dog person. Oh,and I just don’t want to be insulted by cats all the time.
Do you have cats? Had have you ever had cats?
There have been times I’ve wanted 8, but only because I wish I could explain to them why, or tell them how much I love them. But I’m also convinced that, like a 4 y/o, you could explain why without them either caring or really understanding, and I’m also pretty sure now I know how to let them know I love them in ways they already understand. And I think I already understand most of what they’re saying. So I feel as if 8 would be a waste.
- $20
- Pizza master chef
- No need to sleep (as long as I can still if I so desire)
I’d also choose a reverse body hair pill if that was an option. I want to grow wicked 70s sideburns but my genes say no.
Edit: also water tasting like beer or coffee would be weird so I’d avoid that one
I don’t really care for cats, but if you could talk to them you could make a fuck load of money. So I’ll stay up all night making perfect pizzas, then go inform all the cat ladies why their cats hate them during the day.
Fuck yeah - same plan here. Except I like cats, i do cat rescue. We could team up and be an odd pair and get a TLC show
imagine making decisions i’m just taking triple estrogen
why does the estrogen have the beats by dre logo on it
breasts by dre
- top center
- middle middle
- top right
Inaccurate. Boykisser has face and body hair(fur), but you now don’t because of top right.
Boykissers fur is soft and white and pure. If he magically transformed into a human he’d look like this:
