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like how all the best food you can find in the US

I’m always saying the biggest argument for diversity is food.

So people just throw out potatoes instead of coring the eyes? Feels super wasteful to me…

I think it’s very mature of him to know how he works best, and not to try and compromise on that.

Can’t wait to see Haunted Chocolatier.

Tastes like it was designed by someone who had never had tea in their lives.

There is a Folgers ad that is written by people who do not have siblings, and performed by actors who want to fuck each other.

My boyfriend asked me why I kept helping people when they don’t appreciate me, and I told him honestly that I never help more than is painless for be, but also, I made a decision about who I want to be, and I won’t let other people being assholes change that.

The one in a million person whose life is touch, who really needed it, who can live a better, happier life because of me, is worth fifty assholes. Maybe even a hundred.

It keeps popping up in my feed and I have to say… those men aren’t dull.

What a fantastic blast of nostalgia.

I always end up marrying him. Every time I think I’m going to marry someone else he says he has a tiny crab in his pocket or he doesn’t know why he hasn’t shaved all his hair off in a fit of passion and suddenly I’m at the altar again.

I find this hilarious but the Penny stans are gonna be maaaaad.

Wouldn’t be a cream pie.

It’d be puddin.

I’m not a spoiler person but look up the order you should visit the glyphs if you want maximum impact.

I think these downvotes misunderstood what you were saying.

Because it’s clear to me what you meant was, “then why do people still care if their diamond is natural or synthetic?” Which is a fantastic question. If I ever bought a diamond, which I won’t because moissanite exists, but if I did, it would have to be synthetic.

Many people who get mad at getting ghosted also often get mad at the “bullshit” reasons they get, so you’re not going to hear a lot of praise.

I love my dungeon master, but if he sent me a love letter it better be from my in-character husband explaining where he’s been these past 20 years!!

I’m gonna make a character named Dr. Bees.

I saw the name at the top and read it anyway. Shouldn’t have done that.

The trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.

I dunno, the added phrase, “if they want to,” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

As a person with ADHD, let me just volunteer the following information; the absolute last thing you want… the last thing you want is for a bunch of people with ADHD to be held on a boring farm. Without medication!

The phrase “herding cats” doesn’t even come close. And ADHD is often comorbid with sleep phase disorder, which means I’m 100% alert all night without the medication that helps me sleep! That gives me lots and lots of time to be a problem!