Flashback to when Jeremy Corbyn started wearing a suit and tie when he was polling high for PM and British liberals freaked out because it meant Corbyn was “getting serious”

These people are like trained seals. They see a person in formal business attitire and they clap

I was a little surprised by the American politician/journalist/official’s appearance. They weren’t wearing military fatigues wet with the blood of innocents, with a smoking rifle in their hands and stolen natural resources in their backpack.

Obligatory “please apply this writing style to the west” moment:

I had half expected to see a stiff and upright colonel of the kind I used to meet in the RAF, lips covered by a drooping mustache, mouth dripping with tea, constantly muttering ‘wot wot wot’ after everything he said.

When I met the German spokesman I was surprised to see he was not wearing Lederhosen, a Pickelhaube and a swastika armband, nor was he goose-stepping, racing his Audi down the autobahn or stuffing his face with sausages.

I fuckin’ love this new strategy they use where they say something along the lines of "I was expecting some sort of racist stereotype when i met , but they were actually a normal like me!" as if it proves how cultured they are that they’re willing to admit they were wrong even if they’re also admitting they’re absolutely fucking racist

The Emperor of the united state was right on time for our meeting. I was a little surprised by his appearance; I had half expected to see a demented Klansman of the kind I used to meet in the united state—mouth drooling with burger grease, a stained wifebeater over his shoulders and a pepsi bottle in his belt. Instead, Joe Brandon was a creepy fellow in a Wehrmacht blazer and a button-down shirt. He kept a physical distance as he greeted me, his manner restrained but ready, as if he will jump on my neck if I looked away for one second

"When I met the señor from Mexico I expected him to be wearing a poncho with a Sombrero perched jauntily upon his head, chest crossed with bullet-laden bandoliers, leading a burro - their word for “donkey.”

Instead of a hearty “¡Hola!” he simply shook my hand and said “hello” and and welcomed me to “Buenos Aires.” I replied “No espeak-oh Spanish-oh.” I looked in my Spanish/English dictionary later on and concluded he was saying something about this being a non-smoking area."

When I met with the Japanese ambassador, I was surprised to find that he did not carry two swords, and not once did he behead a subordinate for making a minor mistake in protocol. We also sat at a table and ate apsta instead of kneeling on bamboo mats to be served sushi by a master chef (also beheaded afterwards for having a grain of rice out of place)

I’ve never read an article describing what it was like to interview someone that didn’t sound like the author jerking off in literature format.

Idk when this trend started but it needs to stop. There are fanfics that are better.

Wild how the author just tells on themselves about how racist they are

Usonian officials are uncivilized savages that are stuck in the 1800s

Who let Steven Segal into Yemen?

Of course he wasn’t dressed like Aladdin, the Aladdin story is set in China.

Lol of course it’s the fucking Atlantic, these people need to be banished to the countryside like during the Cultural Revolution, Chairman Mao was too kind and let most of those loser back to the cities, we can’t afford to make the same mistake this time.

“When I shook the American spokesman’s hand, I was surprised that it was not covered in burger grease.”