I’ll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can’t actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I’m not even useful for keeping people entertained.
No clue what it’ll be but it’ll certainly be rad.
I just want to say, that your username is Neato.
I think I’ll be alright
I’m too cool to die >:3
Idk I have no idea what TxzK means
I’ll have a friend 😻
Man I’m fucked
I think I’m safe
Lord help me
Ded.
Mine is how I flavored my paladin’s Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly… Think I’m in good shape, if very lonely
I’m either slapping people to death with a broken 40’ tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.
This sounds fun.
I think I’m in trouble
I may not survive very long, but I’ll be damned if I don’t spawn an absolutely legendary tale
As The Crazy Game Master, I’m not the one dying.
Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.
Shit.
