That’s right folks the year is drawing to a close so it’s time to nominate and vote for your 2023 Hexies! These are the Hexbears you think exemplify what it means to be a real Hexbear. Here’s how it works:
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Pick from the below categories
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Nominate someone for that category by tagging them
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If you are nominated respond to the nomination to accept it
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Most upbeared accepted nomination in each category wins!
What do you win? The esteem of your fellow Hexbearian comrades of course. What more could you want?
The categories for this year’s 2023 Hexie awards are:
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Most Influential Hexbear of 2023
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Most likely to be called a tankie offline
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Best in Community Engagement
This year we have a special bonus category to commemorate the year we federated;
- Best non local user
Alright comrades that’s it from me, be sure and do your democratic duty and 
for your 2023 Hexie winners and congrats in advance to the winners of this highly coveted and prestigious award!
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As a bit though
1. Most Influential Hexbear - @SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net
An essential facet of Hexbear culture. This is a different, better place with him.
2. Most Likely to be Called a Tankie Offline - @wombat@hexbear.net
It is the end of 2023 and Stalin saved the world from fascism.
3. Best in Community Engagement - @WhyEssEff@hexbear.net
FWIIIIHuh! Hooh! Huh! Hooh! Huh! Hooh!
I like how wombat is both our Stalin person and our anime person
when they make a stalin anime wombats gonna be on that shit
I agree wholeheartedly with all of these
1 - Most influential hexbear
@UlyssesT@hexbear.net for personally killing Kissinger in his first day of logging off. At this pace we’ll have full communism by February
Shame he isnt here to accept this because in my mind this is the clear winner
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@Cromalin@hexbear.net for the good trans memes
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@UlyssesT@hexbear.net is most likely to be called a tankie because he is not afraid to voice his opinion and never backs down.
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@WhyEssEff@hexbear.net obviously, and @corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net always brings good vibes
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@polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml for being a overall friendly fellow. Special mention to @RedWizard@lemmygrad.ml for being a commie wizard
But really there are too many that I could list. @Goadstool@hexbear.net @Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net @Pluto@hexbear.net @Alaskaball@hexbear.net @Nakoichi@hexbear.net @SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net @thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net @Grownbravy@hexbear.net @Melina@hexbear.net @Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net @wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net @Mabbz@hexbear.net @itsPina@hexbear.net @ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net @Owl@hexbear.net @BeamBrain@hexbear.net @FourteenEyes@hexbear.net @SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net @autismdragon@hexbear.net @Awoo@hexbear.net @Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net and @Othello@hexbear.net are all good people and there are probably more I missed. There are too many of you nerds. Sheesh.
thank you for the support!
I love our dirted owl
Yooooo I’m on the Piss list let’s fucking gooooooo!
<3 thanks comrade!
Oh, thanks for including me! I’m still a newbie here, but it means a lot.
I accept this nomination with great zeal! Thanks comrade Dirt_Owl. 🧙♂️🦉
UlyssesT did also go on an
tour and redact Kissinger.
god i miss @Shitbird@hexbear.net
- next year we’ll have a dirtiest owl category because you deserve an award just for being the most powerful shitposter on the planet
Dirt Owl-senpai noticed me
You deserve to be noticed
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@UlyssesT@hexbear.net for killing Henry Kissinger
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@UlyssesT@hexbear.net for killing Henry Kissinger
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@UlyssesT@hexbear.net for killing Henry Kissinger
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Most Influential Hexbear – @thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net for pretty much carrying the general megathread on his back solo throughout the year.
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Most likely to be called a tankie offline – honestly @UlyssesT@hexbear.net, factoring that you also have to push your ideological opposites to the point of this in a conversation, and they’re an extremely powerful poster in that regard.
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Best in Community Engagement – @makotech222@hexbear.net for quickly whipping up the new emote shortcode search into a prod-ready state days before we were to push the major site upgrade on a whim in response to my post about shortcodes being fucky
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I would like to give a special shoutout to some of my favourite posters who don’t necessarily fit the above categories:
- @Cromalin@hexbear.net My tribute to the Golden Witch. And I appreciate all the trans posts lots and lots!
- @kristina@hexbear.net @PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net I see you all over the place and you rock.
- @WhyEssEff@hexbear.net For her protracted people’s war against the emotes.
- @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net All poopoo times are peepee times, but not all peepee times are poopoo times. Did you get all that?
- @BrookeBaybee@hexbear.net I love my trans comrades!
Huge shoutout to anyone who contributes to the megathreads. They’re like the heartbeat of the entire site.
Uphold TC69 thought always.
We may not have won but seems like you and I swept the nominations.
Time for me to touch
assgrass
SeventyTwoTrillion should win every award because he’s the only person who posts something of value to this website
Melina should also get an award because its funny to see you Ben Shapiro type nerds mald
@Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net @MikeTruk@hexbear.net @toddbonzalez@hexbear.net @Dwigt_Rortugal@lemmy.ml for being the best dang teammates in baseball
We’re gonna make it to the World Series this year, I feel it
I posted feet 3 times this year, and no one thought to nominate me? SAD!
I nominate @KnilAdlez@hexbear.net because they clearly use their time better than us dorks
Whoever gets nominated should be banned
Please free me from the internet
I nominate @black_mold_futures@hexbear.net for Most Influential Hexbear of 2023 and every year henceforth
They post under @privatized_sun@hexbear.net now 07
Still deciding on this:
Fourth one I can answer easily though. It’s:
Does that means i’ve been hexed?
It’s a curse; it keeps you coming back to Hexbear.
No mention of @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net??? How can this be? They get my nr.3 nomination that’s for sure!
Nr.1 for me is @Egon@hexbear.net, for all the quality dunks I get to read.
Nr.2 is the girl reading this. If they ain’t callin’ you a tankie offline than you’ve got some work to do. @Nakoichi@hexbear.net
Nr.4 @polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml funny, smart, knowledgeable, considerate and most of all humble
No but really that would go to @rottingleaf@lemmy.zip for all of that libertarian nonsense we got to laugh at. I’m sure there are people more deserving of a nomination but he came to mind first so lol lmao ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TY here is a rat I caught for you
I will cage him in a space of 31m² and overall 93m³ and build a garden of Eden of his own. I will be his Yahweh, and he will be my fren :33333
That’s very kind, thank you so much. I had no idea people even recognised my name from thread to thread, let alone enjoyed my dunks
I nominate myself for the “incredibly mid” award
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@SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net’s threads by a large margin.
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I was gonna say @Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net but apparently they did a nono… Uhh… @JucheStalin@lemmygrad.ml
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@Nakoichi@hexbear.net has filled the shoes of @ScreamoBMO@hexbear.net in their absence who always impressed me. Although several others have also done very well here.
Wish I had enough time to do honourable mentions but I love you all. All of hexbear.
half a dozen nominations and not one was most influential. I have failed as a poster.
I thought about it! But news mega is just way tooooo influential, you know it.
Honestly filling Screamo’s shoes is a huge compliment. I actually professionally worked the community manager role at one point and think Screamo is better at it than I was.
Whoa that is a huge compliment. I’ve always had a ton of respect for you and your work, so thank you.
lmao you searched your own username you ego head
Lmao nah you tagged me above and I read the thread
oh wow you really DID 
That’s a long ass time before getting the message
Oh yeah for sure. Also hope Screamo is doing well.
I’m doing well comrade, thank you
wait what did Catadora Stalinism do? She cured my trot brainworms.
wish i knew
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