Smdh my dick head at the hypocrissy
I wont touch grass until a group of people knocks on my door and harass me into join them. The true way to communism is marxism-leninism-introvertism
Having a nice time at the park is a twelfth type of liberalism
what should I do outside anyway? stand around in a parking lot? in the vast sea of parking lots that is the united states of america?
You tear the asphalt up so grass can grow there, then you touch it.
The grass might grow fucked up like the trees in Love Canal for a few centuries tho
Sounds like loitering to me, JackYell at openly fascist gun nuts about the Gotha Program
I’m lucky in that the Appalachians are only like an hour away from where I live, plenty of grass there
Jack Hammer or
explosives
In Western Washington it ought to be “touch moss” anyway
Don’t, it’s delicate.
Profile pic checks out
I’m already outside. I’m homeless.
Checkmate, Mr. Chapo.
Grass can’t consent to being touched. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
vegans in shambles
Typical carnival
when a hexbear tells me I should log off so I dust off my 4 volumes of Capital to expose them as a revisionist
Only four?
I’m in your walls
Recognizing systematic problems doesn’t mean you can’t give individuals personal advise on how to better themselves.
Actually I wont better myself until communism is fully achieved
Being anti-grass and anti-plants is counter-revolutionary and reactionary
Mods please ban these meatsacks who are currently insulting my plants
honestly perfectly in character what else can i say
I would think better of your plants if you water them properly
We must simply call for a general strike for being online. ezpz
I wont touch grass until a group of people knocks on my door and harass me into join them
Jehovah’s Witnessing intensifies
See also:
Me logging out won’t change anything. If EVERYONE logs out though maybe.
We should go outside and touch grass collectively.
This is called a music festival.
They moved most of the music festivals in my city from an outdoor lot on dirt to a fully paved asphalt parking lot
Hexbear go to burning man
There is no grass there
The grass is metaphorical
Also the grass will be hella weed
we have this struggle session every like 2 months, please calm the fuck down. We’re comrades, you don’t have to treat people like this when you probably know shit all about whats actually going on with them
I meant the second phrase not as an insult but as “here’s what you gotta do to build some sweet 0.00000001% communism in your area: go and join a union/ an org / etc”
And of course this is a shitpost
We all need to sun our assholes a little.
Not as a treat, but as a way to survive.
Gotta process that vitamin d
