I just watched a guy cover tinned beans in mayonnaise and call it bean salad.
Edit: This is the definition of salad people.
Why do people point at 1 definition as though it’s the only thing a word can mean. Most words have more than 1 definition plus there is no authority over language so the meaning of a word follows usage.
I’m sorry. I’m illiterate
Good on you comrade. Don’t let the red fash teach you how to read, they only want to propagandize you more easily.
Etymology of salad from Wiktionary
From Middle English salade, from Old French salade, borrowed from Northern Italian salada, salata (compare insalata), from Vulgar Latin *salāta, from *salāre, from Latin saliō, from sal (“salt”).
a salad is something salty
Yummy salt lick salad with extra salt. Good for what ails ya
I read that in the voice and cadence of that NPC tik toker.
Mmmm, salad so good.
Would you like another serving of Spaghetti-O hotdog salad?
Delicious. Finally some good fucking food
it’s like someone tried to make 60s US food worse
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a glassig gomig :-----DD
like good marxists, we must apply the dialectical method to resolving this contradiction in the conditions of salad
im throwing marshmellows and mayonaise into a Niçoise we’ll figure this out
someone break out a salad version of the “sandwich alignment chart”
Introducing the 75th annual struggle session. May the odds be forever in your flavour.
bean is a vegetable
“a usually incongruous mixture : HODGEPODGE”
A salad is when you mix stuff together.
I’ll mix you together
USian restaurants: no we don’t have any vegan or even vegetarian salads, but if you want we can charge you full price and just not put grilled chicken on top
One of my biggest pet peeves.
Where I am now has pretty solid vegan options on the menu but places I’ve worked that don’t I’ve let front of house know if anyone they serve is vegan I’ll come talk to them and we’ll figure something out. I could do rice bowls of various flavors, burritos, a few pastas, it wasn’t hard to improv a decent dish
A “garden salad” that doesn’t include the ½ inch of shredded cheese in the ingredient list 🤮
A salad is anything loosely mixed together. Fruit salad would be made of fruits
Post that definition in Eastern Europe to instantly trigger three national blood fueds and an ethnic cleansing.
If you fuckers come for my potato salad imma turn leftist unity into leftist dissonance.
Also, fleischsalat is amazing and there are even good vegan options for it in the mean time I’m told.
Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your gelatin marshmallow salad.
What the fuck. That’s all I have to say honestly.
Midwest recipes are based on a dare.
The Midwest failing to beat the alcoholism charges.
please don’t slander alcoholics like this, some of us have standards when it comes to food
Fr, a lot of us are cooks.
“I drive better when I’m drunk” but it’s for cooking and it’s true
Beer is food, right?
Counterpoint: “Fruit salad, yummy yummy” (The Wiggles, 1994)
not strictly an American thing unfortunately. look up ‘salad olivieh’, it’s the worst
yeah just ask any Spaniard about their “ensalada” rusa, same deal
