These labels are a real life shitpost on their own. Why the parentheses? Why capitalize “Pumping”, “Push” and “Nozzle” but not “if”? What’s the function of that asterisk? How many question and exclamation marks do you really need? That first line isn’t even a question.

At some point I realised that this almighty being that loves everyone either is not actually almighty or just a massive cunt, considering it allows unnecessary unprovoked evil like children dying a long painful death from a disease that this being also happened to create.

Don’t be upsetti, eat some spaghetti.

Sounds silly but genuinely helps me not get too upset about things I don’t hold much power over. At the end of the day I can still make a pot of spaghetti and enjoy it. I like spaghetti.

JaGUar