Le Monde caught up with the primary investigating detective as he was enjoying a chocolate croissant and a double espresso at a charming little café. He had the following comment on the case:
“Yeah, we’ll be getting right on that. Everybody wants to find the culprits, and it’s totally not to hand them the nice gift basket we absolutely didn’t put together for them.”
Anybody idiotic enough to buy those deserve precisely what they’re going to get.