volcel_olive_oil [he/him]

it’s all an elaborate joke

I am a zoo attraction and the zookeepers are putting on a little show to delight the children with my funny reactions

most indebted and fucked over nation ever speedrun any%

in my personal experience, making sure I wake up consistently at the same time every day keeps my head clear

the first one, yes

but if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again

putins shadow fleet HAS to be somewhere around here

local Swedish news has been covering THE BOATS and THE CABLES in the baltic sea for months now with a very predictable pattern of headlines

boat discovered; seized on suspicion of cable sabotage; PUTIN’S SHADOW FLEET?

a few days later

boat released; no evidence of cable sabotage found; PUTIN’S SHADOW FLEET?

send more boats please

last

watched the new Wallace & Gromit last night

apologies, I’m late to seeing this exchange but I just want to say

new tagline just dropped

go explore the periodic table and check up on the funny elements, it’s good entertainment

maybe they’ll start a patreon

time

Oops! All Failsons!

they even withdrew from all the pictures we took of them

perhaps some kind of “Saw” style scenario could be arranged for these uhh *checks notes* “people”

lease time on google’s quantum computer and pair the word “quantum” with every available proper noun in the English language

haha

I’ve been going through Enterprise (currently on S4) and the intro would be a great fit for a sci-fi show about early interstellar exploration and diplomacy

so that’s what I imagine the show is while I watch the next 9/11 time travel episode

they’re finally shutting it down to figure out what’s going on

been playing it slooooowly since launch and it’s just as neat every time I return to play some more

I think I’m definitely getting a bit old to handle the bros. moves inputs well