From:“THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET,” Trump wrote in an all-caps Truth Social post, “BECAUSE MY POLLS AGAINST BIDEN ARE SO GOOD THAT INVESTORS ARE PROJECTING THAT I WILL WIN, AND THAT WILL DRIVE THE MARKET UP.”
and.
TRUMP CASH vs. KAMALA CRASH!
To: "I DON’T LOOK AT THE MARKET
But Obama wore a brown suit and ate Dijon mustard.
I didn’t know leopards could get jobs in the first place
It’s a chiconspiracy
a 24,901 mile leash
She has a face only a leopard could love
I heard Amy Coney Barrett was a RINO. Many people came to me and said Sir. she is a closet left wing liberal lunatic. But she came to me with tears in her eyes, begging for a job. I should have thrown her out like a dog. What a TOTAL LOSER!
–@RealDonaldTrump
Elmo sure has a lot of turbulent priests that need attending to…
The WOKE supreme court is trying to prevent a DUALLY ELECTED PRESIDENT from exercising his CONSTITUTIONALLY GIVEN POWERS. They should either RESIGN OR BE IMPEACHED. We will FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, and appeal this to the Super Supreme Court.
–@RealDontaldTrump
Shit. I know shit’s bad right now, with all that tarrif bullshit, and the measels outbreak, and we are running out of eggs and avacodoes. But I got a solution.
That was the entire point of leading Zelenski into the blow up meeting: to have an excuse to discontinue aid, and blame it on Zelenski
In other news, my call options on leopard futures are going to the moon.
Just as President Musk and Vice President Krasnov were instructed
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Donald J Trump is the healthiest, most fit President in the history of the Country, some say the world. Many other doctors came to me with tears in their eyes and said Sir. you have the healthiest patient I have ever seen. Your patient is the perfect person. Not only is he a stable genius, but an outstanding athlete.
–Dr. John Barron
Was it Grok?
It won’t matter to all of the people who have doubled down on Trump
Guiness book of world records for how many clowns we can fit in the US car