This looks like the person who tried to unlock my phone.

I don‘t know Lisp, but now I‘m scared of it.

Sir, I‘m afraid you have an alien inside your home.

If only I had armored back-plating…

Ladybird looks promising, but unfortunatly it‘s far from a release any time soon.

Oh, right… I‘m on iOS 16.7.10. There might be a discrepancy there.

Well there are in the in-app (safari) browser.

Trying to scrolling through the universe PDF on iOS by hard pressing on and dragging either of the scrollbars does some… interesting stuff.

I guess even PDF must obey the speed of causality.

Edit: Screen recording (I swear, I scrolled down/right.)

Why is there a picture of an empty field?

Commutation is a crazy concept.

Just put up signs along the border.

Just gonna leave this here.

Is this him? Is this the esteemed John Balatro?

I love purple Arch.

Nur zu doof, dass das die Superreichen nicht die Bohne interessiert.

Absolute creature

I see a crime, but no criminal.

You are what you eat.

No!

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