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Cake day: February 25th, 2024

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  • My earworm is whichever song is playing in a public space I’m in. I’m physically incapable of tuning out music & most sounds in public spaces.

    I’m very thankful that my boss doesn’t mind me wearing noise cancelling headphones while I’m at my desk.

    I bring earbuds with me to the grocery store & the mall. I’m glad I don’t have to ride the bus all the time and listen to other peoples music & tiktok videos.











  • Referencing an unpopular future possibility - “that’ll go over like a turd in a punch bowl”

    Describing something you don’t miss - “I miss that like I’d miss a case of the clap”

    Rain coming in at a weird angle - “this rain is like a cow pissing on a flat rock”

    When someone says they wish some specific thing would happen - “wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first”

    When you’re unenthusiastic about something - “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap”






  • I have found myself leaning toward series which have already concluded their runs. During the plague, I watched:

    • Breaking Bad
    • The Wire
    • The Sopranos
    • Justified
    • Bosch

    At present, I’m halfway through season 2 of Castle. Other shows I want to tackle are The Expanse, Chuck, and Burn Notice.

    I do like your idea of sticking to limited series. I think an anthology series would also be good to consider.

    For a limited series, Chernobyl is a good one to watch.

    For an anthology series, good ones to try would be:

    • Fargo
    • True Detective
    • American Crime Story
    • American Horror Story