Chicken Biryani. I keep getting the ingredients and making simpler things.

I hate people that generalize.

I had perfect vision for decades and then it suddenly went to shit. Found out there’s no preventing it, no lifestyle changes to make it better. It’s just gone. Presbyopia can’t be prevented or fixed. Feels bad, man.

What??? Why???

This happened in North Carolina last election. She campaigned on liberal ideas and then immediately switched. It has enabled the state GOP to take tons of power in the last few years. Forgot to add her name. Tricia Cotham.

Why is anyone considering staying on X?

Deep down, I knew something was off about that face-eating leopard I adopted.

They could have done their jobs for the last four years and they wouldn’t have to worry about losing it to that fivehead.

I always make the banana bread.

Most people I know start at 2010.

Let me show you my surprised face. 😐

“The house I built out of shit smells like shit and it’s disgusting what they did to me.”

My Shakespeare teacher in college called it a concordance when we studied Macbeth. There was a full concordance and then concordances for each speaking part. Pretty fascinating stuff.

To be fair, regular journalists don’t understand journalism anymore, either.

Imagine being a twitter user.

Powerful. Trump will surely be the savior of Palestine.

That looks like a Stanzo. They’re nice.

Some companies are doing it to create a hostile workplace to increase attrition. If an employee quits, they don’t have to pay unemployment or severance. Other companies have huge investments in corporate real estate. They have been sitting on short-term loans that are coming due. The property owners are keeping their real-estate values artificially high, but to one wants to rent/lease them, so they aren’t as valuable as in practice as they look on paper. Some companies get tax breaks from cities to put their offices there and will not continue to reap those rewards if their workers are not coming into the city. Don’t let them gaslight you about culture or face time because that has all been debunked. A lot of remote workers are coming in to the office and sitting on Zoom/Teams calls in their cubicles.

It was a contractual obligation.

Takes me back to my childhood.