It’s the thought that counts?

Duuude. Discord is a dumpster fire right now. I’m interested to see how much hotter that fire can get.

Wait till you see the planet alignment in 2037.

Given the age demographic on lemmy, there is a non-zero chance one of us will be in a shady acres nursing home with advanced dementia ranting about loss and scrawling strange symbols with mashed potatoes.

You can start right now. Kill your boss. Quit ya job.

lunch pause

car brakes automatically if I’m distracted

These two lines paint a very sad picture.

Heathen! May the one true Bob enlighten you with his slack!

The ass/taint/balls combo get a good patting down, then if I have time I’ll stand over a box fan for the ultimate dry.

Çheolo

Oink oink oink oink.

The hogs are getting restless. Have you fed them today?

Binary log formats get what they deserve.

Yeah but my madlibs generator might get confused without a /s

At least ‘AI’ has thick skin?

F L O O R T I M E. Not sure if that clears anything up.

You guys I’m serious 99.999)99)999999998% uptime!

Please sign this new TOS/EULA.

You can’t just edge me with inception level bait. Tell me what was wrong with the ice cream so I can get to sleep.

It’s funny a fake video is connected to self defense theater.

Ew that whole site feels off. There are a few other pretty immediately obvious fake robot videos under the ‘innovation’ section.

Oh no! That possum is actually three raccoons in a trench coat!

They should try migrating to the cloud.

OK, I got some paperwork about my application and it has an appointment already set. Seems like a serious opportunity.