NM is just jealous that CO is better. Don’t put up detectors to keep CO out of your home, embrace it with open arms and lungs!

Office of Personnel Management, basically oversees all US Gov employees.

Hygiene of the streets/city is called sanitation.

I’d rather chop off my ding dong than admit that!

Breaddicks in your mouth. You a gay bread!

By targeted, they meant “targeted for recruitment”

Yes, but most HSAs let you invest in index funds so it becomes like another IRA.

Pwomise? 👉👈🥹

Idk, “equally shitty” does have equality in it. 🤔

Just rent space in your colleague’s house and they rent space in yours through a series of LLCs that form a cooperative that bills Amazon.

If we could cover you in BBQ sauce and have you as a snack. ;)

LinkedIn, duh.

Time for 2 Fast 2 Furious. This time with serial numbers and trackers that will be slightly harder to remove.

Yes, but the 28th Amendment written on this McDonald’s napkin says he can totally do this.

It kind of looks like the old American Airlines logo, so Maine is now one big airport.

We promise you won’t be dealt with first, maybe second or third, but not first!

Well of course, he’s talking about the War of Palestinian aggression. Where his ancestors fought against the Palestinian incursions into the peaceful Israel South to stop his people from being oppressed and their way of life radically altered, if not extinguished! They would have won it if not for the blockade and Emancipation Proclamation.

A more perfect union, that can establish justice and domestic tranquility. One that provides for the common defense, promotes the general welfare, and secures the blessing of liberty for ourselves and future generations.