Holy fuck when that ass slaps, the earth is going to resonate in ways it hasn’t ever before

My neighbours hate when I summon eldritch being beyond human comprehension, they say it scares their dog. But man, I just need help with cleaning up my flat…

503 service unavailable, it’s always the damn 503

Uhg y’all actually have creative names, here are mine:

My homelab - Pero-base
My main PC - Pero-main
My laptop - Pero-portable
My other server - Pero-web

I swear I’m not a narcissist.

Yarb sale in the big yale

SMDH, can’t even get kidnapped for free anymore 🙄

Hey, no- Let him down! :(

A rubber room

☹️ | 🙂

I fuckin knew it

What’s the correct pronunciation for “GIF”?

Hope y’all into power rock, punk and a few random pop songs, because this gonna be a crazy night

This is how you kill multiple people with a single pistol shot: you put the loudencer and shoot the guy you shooting, but you also kill two guys around him from the sheer shock

I don’t seem to be able to locate that option in the SQL Workshop… If true that’d saved me so much time, since that wasn’t shown to me during the course. Thanks anyway, though! 👍

I sincerely despise how it hides the primary keys of a table when creating a interactive grid with a form subpage for entering new data, I have to unhide the primary key twice, on two different places. I know it does that for the master details as well, and I think it does the same for reports as well. Like, come on! It’s so infuriating how much time i have to waste just changing the primary key to be visible. Won’t even gonna mention how much it’s necessary to scroll to change a field to a dropdown list. The RESTful services are at least somewhat straightforward. Really like when it gives me “Under unscheduled maintenance” and then I gotta figure if it’s my SQL or they being down for real… Also for some reason, all of Oracle’s pages just take foooreever to load on my network. It’s not my router, it’s not my connection, since all other websites just load fine…

In both cases, I was using Oracle products for seminar projects. Specifically for Apex, I had to make a simple database with 15 tables, and visualise all of them in the Apex as a page. I am empathetic to anyone who has to use either in a production environment on a real project…

As someone who had that misfortune to work woth their products, this tracks just great. Honestly. I’ve used their Apex and SQL developer. Both of them are unintuitive to use, inconsistent, lacking features, and just a complete resource hogs in their own ways. Makes me wonder how they are still keeping themselves afloat, considering the abhorrent state and quality their products are.

Guys, do y’all not bring around a scale everywhere you go with you?? 🤨

Can’t wait for when pieces of every fabric i touch get stuck on my nails, mmm, great feeling yes.

Nahh, Mint is where’s the shit at, bois 😏

Can I burn a Luigi board?